*cries*
You aren't even gonna ask about MIsfitspunk?

Did'nt MIsfits die in a tragic emo accident?

Yes and his crazed arsonic alter ego came to take his place.
Alexisonfire being that alter ego.

Oh my God...then...your an emonoid!!! :yikes:

Jokes
 

Knock, Knock! :laughing:

im taking it you want someone to ask whos there


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hemm....

ONLY IN AMERICA:
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER -
Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Cause people are rushing home...

I think you missed it. Why is it "rush hour" when no one is rushing?

As in, they can't rush because all the roads are jammed up. With slow traffic.

..da dum dum tsssshhhhh

3 drumrolls and you should get a ban. For not comprehending stuff.

duely noted.

Here's an offencive joke...

I might..Erm....Well I know this spam but I don't care I'm so pleased!

I might be a mod;) Not on here but on another forum!

....

i second that....

Do preschools have forums?

Obviously.

yea yea...Thanks guys.

Everybody there flirts with me so I guess that's why I could be mod there *rolls eyes*

Do retirees know how to use the internet?

Obviously

Ha! Yes maybe...It's a music forum so da...Yeah it's crazy


They are so naive..
Even I don't think I'm up to it..

Do you think I should go for it?

have i told you how much i love you?

I need advice please? I just want your opinion...Should I go for it?

being a mod?


sure.....

if you want to.

i could really give a **** less.......because this is the only foru that im part of.

Thank you for the advice.:love: I think want to take it...I will post no more because I'm spamming again.

every post you make is spam....

SO whats the difference between a rich irishman and a poor irishman?

they both piss in the sink, but the rich one takes the dishes out first.

:laughing: So true!

I'll be offended if you're just joking.

A man had just won the lottery and decided with his new found wealth he would get himself a new penis.
He goes to the plastic surgeon's office and the surgeon asks him just how big he wants to go. The man thinks about it and says that he isn't really sure but he will know it when he sees it.
The surgeon whips out a book and they begin thumbing through. He produces a picture of a horse penis and the man replies he wants bigger.
The surgeon produces a picture of a giraffe penis and the man replies that he wants to go bigger.
The surgeon the produces a picture of an elephant and the man exclaims that is is exactly what he wants.The surgeon replies that it is about the biggest penis out there and the man interupts and says that he doesn't want the penis but the trunk. The surgeon explains that it has never been done before however if money is no object it can be done.
After a significant amount of healing the man is out on his first date with his new penis and takes his date to the fanciest place in town. There is an 8pc cutlery setting, candles and basket of crusty rolls on the table. He sits down with his date and after a few minutes of conversation his new penis jumps up onto the table,grabs a crusty roll and disappears.
The man's date says "what was that?" to which the man replies "that's my new penis,it kind of gets away from me sometimes" His date is intrigued and says "do it again" The man says "I would love to but I don't think my arsehole could handle another crusty roll"

:clap:

Nice.

:clap:

:rofl:

that one was good.

*doesnt get it............again* =(

visualize an elephant eating

Is that the whole punchline of the joke though.
I thought that there was something I was missing.
His penis/trunk is putting rolls in his asshole.....thats what I got from the joke.
I just thought that there was more to it...

sorry, thats it. I will try to find something wittier for you.

How about this:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...........

I wasnt saying your joke was stupid.
I would have been laughing my ass of if I had known that I got it.
I just thought I was missing something.
So I hesitated with the laughing.
No disrespect to your joke

This thread needs a big BUMP. Don't tell me you didn't hear any over the holidays

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?








Father's Day!

Son: DAD! I just had sex for the first time!
Dad: Congrats son, grab two beers from the fridge.
Son: I just have one question dad.
Dad: Yes son, what is it?
Son: When does my arse stop hurting?