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01-13-2014, 08:55 AM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Obviously she was ****ed when she Tweeted that, but it was still brilliant.
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01-16-2014, 10:37 PM
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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge." How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis! A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way. What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAAAAARR! What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A PRIVATE TUTOR! How does a lion like his meat? ROAR! What is a shark's favorite illegal substance? Reefer! What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt. What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAAA! What do sharks say when something radical happens? JAWESOME! What is invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids What do you call a pig that does karate? PORK CHOP What do you call a nosy pepper? JALAPENO BUSINESS! Why did the police officer smell? Because he was on duty. What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office? I can clearly see you're nuts! How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents! Why did the pirate go to the Caribbean? He wanted some arr and arr. What type of music do mummies listen to? WRAP MUSIC! Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed! Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool? THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS! What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? HIP-POP! What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE! What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney? You're too young to smoke! |
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01-18-2014, 10:10 AM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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I quit.
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01-18-2014, 10:17 AM
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dulce the fact you posted that garbage in this thread is easily the most offensive thing in this entire thread. please wander into a woodchipper plz thanks.
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01-27-2014, 09:20 AM
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