^ Your from Birmingham...aren't you. :rolleyes:

uh huh. I ain't a zulu though, so I guess I've got that going for me.

A powerful tornado has swept through the city of Birmingham in the West Midlands.

The twister struck earlier today, cutting a swathe of devastation through the districts of Kings Heath, Moseley, Quinton, Balsall Heath, and Sparkbrook.

Mercifully, there are no reports of any fatalities but initial estimates put the cost of the damage as high as £7.50.

A spokesman said, "Thank God it didn't hit Aston, it would have cost us millions in improvements". :thumb:

Haha very funny. As if we never heard that one before. Anyways, I come from Solihull which is a very classy area. Everything is overpriced, the people look down on me when I wear anything with a hood and old men can be seen going to Dillons dressed up in suits.

So piss off you stupid manc!

I googled jokes about Brummies and Birmingham (seeing as I didn't know any) and this is all I could come up with.
Is it that boring?

A definition of Birmingham.

Large British city that is a bit like a bath that's just been vacated by a rugby team... ie. there's scum around the outside and fuck all in the middle.

That's not even worth me looking for a Mancurian joke.

What's a Mancurian?
Do you people type with a speech impediment as well? ;)

*MANCUNIAN! Jesus. For that comment I'm looking for a Manc joke right now. You're going down bitch.

Manchester United have apparently set up a call centre for fans who are troubled by their current form.

The number is 0800 10 10 10.

Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.

Once again the number is

0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing

Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Two Manc's jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society

Whats the difference between a manc girl and a kit-kat?
You only get four fingers in a kit-kat

mmm...triple posting. :rolleyes:
Must be worth 30 warn posts.
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Edit: Levithian and hobojesus = 2 Brummies...that's a combined I.Q. of 50.

Somebody help me. :D

No one's going to come to your aid. You're a manc. Brummie's unite!

Damn straight

Judging by those last 2 posts...did anyone else miss the sarcasm?

^ apparently not

Hey, we're Brummies. Me aint the sharpest tools in the shed but we'd rip you a new arsehole any day mate:)

I've heard one arsehole aint enough for you lot. ;)

And it's "We ain't" not "Me aint"...*heavy sigh*

Am I supposed to be taking writing lessons from a Mancunian here? Us brummies would go and beat the **** out of you mancs, but looks like Liverpool have beaten us to it :laughing:

I believe Villa are going to Europe next season...







































...if there's a war. :laughing:

That reminds me, do you know what Manchester United and a 3 pin plug have in common?

























They are both useless in Europe:laughing:

How do you make a little girl cry twice?





























































































You wipe the blood on your willy off on her teddy bear.

That's just wrong.



Ok, this isn't offensive, but it struck me funny.


A man is sitting in his lving room, and the doorbell rings. He gets up and answers, and there's no one there. He looks up and down his porch....nothing. He glances down, and there on the doormat, there's a snail, looking up at him. Disgusted, he picks the snail up and tosses it across the street.

Three weeks later, the doorbell rings again. The man opens the door, and there is the snail, looking up at him.

And the snail says "What's up with that?"

^ :laughing: I like simple jokes, like that.

What's wrong with your mind?

^that joke doesnt even make any sense.

Jesus I've had to explain this one many times. K, so (this is why it is *supposed* to be funny) you rape the little girl and she crys, then you wipe the blood on your willy from the raping onto her teddy. She cries again.

oh.....well i've lost my appetite. *puts down food* :(

^thats past offensive....thats just disgusting.

disgustingly funny :D

I got it.
I laughed.
:)

And that is why you are cooler then these other people that thought I was sick and twisted for saying it.

Well, it is only a joke.

There's nothing funny about raping a child.

It's a JOKE!
Lighten up.
It's not like Moses is going to rape a little girl & wipe blood on her teddy bear.

It is sick though.

that reminded me of a couple.

whats black and blue and doesn't like sex?







the 4 year old in my basement.

by a cpuple i meant i was gonna post one and i was too much of a woos to post the rest of them....

Yes it is sick.
But.. it's still funny.
I guess I'm a bad person..

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. My opinion is, it's crass, insensitive, and shows incredibly bad judgement to even post it. I'm surprised it wasn't deleted.

I haven't read any of this thread at all. I have no interest in reading jokes that are in poor taste, although I harbor no ill will for those who do. Not everyone finds everything funny. That's why I clicked on it and clicked on the last page, just to post the joke I posted.

I'm not bashing moses at all. People can post whatever they choose to post. I can choose to read it or not read it. I wouldn't have ever seen it, if it didn't happen to be right before what I posted.

People have the right to say "C'mon, it's a joke", as well. It doesn't mean it's funny. I wonder if there are any posters in here right now who have, in fact, been molested or abused at a young age. I wonder how funny they think it is.

A bit extreme to think that way, I suppose some would say.

To get off the child molesting topic:


A man is putting in some carpet. By the time he gets done he puts up his beer and looks around at the carpet, not seeing anything unsual, he puts his hand over to light up a cig. but notices that they arent there. The spot hit him, there was a small bump in the carpet. So noticing that boxes can be smashed pretty easily, he stomps in the box and promptly flattens the edges with his hammer. Getting up and admiring his work he finds his cig.s sitting on the windowseal opposite him. While contemplating this strange find, his daughter ran in looking very distressed and asked if he had seen her hamster.