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Old 11-02-2006, 11:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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You get them and the next day you are horribly disfigured in a house fire.

I wish my son grows up to captain United and England.
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Old 11-02-2006, 12:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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But he is flamboyantly ghey and leads the ghey pride parade in Manchester every year

I wish I had sex with my wife more
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Old 11-02-2006, 12:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Instead of the guy next door

I want a hot neighbour who sunbathes in a bikini all day
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Old 11-02-2006, 12:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Instead of the guy next door

F*ck!!!

I didn't even see this one, you ass holes are vicious

It's ON BITCHES!!!!
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Old 11-02-2006, 04:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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F*ck!!!

I didn't even see this one, you ass holes are vicious

It's ON BITCHES!!!!
Props to urban, that was magnificent
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Old 11-02-2006, 12:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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^but then your dog would get jealous




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Old 11-02-2006, 12:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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^but then your dog would get jealous

I actually laughed out loud to that, nice one...........................asswipe
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Old 11-02-2006, 12:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I actually laughed out loud to that, nice one...........................asswipe
.........well God........Im still waiting
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Old 11-02-2006, 02:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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murderjunkie, for the love of god change your avatar
i dont have anything left to barf up
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Old 11-02-2006, 10:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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murderjunkie, for the love of god change your avatar
i dont have anything left to barf up
Thank you! Somebody said it!
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