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Old 11-28-2007, 09:00 AM   #31 (permalink)
 
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There is a little girl called Petal
One day she asks her mom "Why was i called Petal?"
Her mom replies "When you were born, a flower petal fell on your head so i called you Petal"
Then her brother Fridge runs into the room and says "Blaaaagghmmmmmd"
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Old 12-04-2007, 06:31 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Bought a teddy for a fiver the other day, called it Mohammed and sold it for a tenner, question is...

... have i made a prophet?
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Old 12-04-2007, 06:34 PM   #33 (permalink)
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heres one.

.what do batteries run on?
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:53 AM   #34 (permalink)
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whats worse than finding dads condoms....

finding grampas viagra
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Old 12-07-2007, 01:53 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Whats red and sits in the corner crying all day??


A peeled baby
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Old 12-07-2007, 01:59 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Every day a half blind, one legged African child has to travel 8 miles to school on a broken bycicle. For just a small donation of £2 a month, we'll send you the video cause its legend.
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:22 PM   #37 (permalink)
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What kind of Bees make milk?

Boobies!
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Old 12-14-2007, 04:21 AM   #38 (permalink)
 
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What do you call a black guy on the moon?
A problem.

What do you call two black guys on the moon?
An even bigger problem.

What do you call all the black people on the moon?
Problem solved.
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Old 12-14-2007, 10:44 AM   #39 (permalink)
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why did the chicken cross the road?

who the **** knows!
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Old 12-14-2007, 06:33 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Harr harr harrrr...
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