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11-28-2007, 08:00 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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There is a little girl called Petal
One day she asks her mom "Why was i called Petal?" Her mom replies "When you were born, a flower petal fell on your head so i called you Petal" Then her brother Fridge runs into the room and says "Blaaaagghmmmmmd"
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12-06-2007, 08:53 AM
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Music Rapist
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Somewhere in the U.S
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whats worse than finding dads condoms....
finding grampas viagra
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A soul in tension thats learning to fly Condition grounded but determined to try Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit |
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12-07-2007, 12:53 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Ireland
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Whats red and sits in the corner crying all day??
A peeled baby 
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There’s something about seeing this city at night
Where we can say what we want and do what we like. These streets are empty but we don't feel alone, We can run in the dark and sleep on the roads. |
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12-07-2007, 12:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Ireland
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Every day a half blind, one legged African child has to travel 8 miles to school on a broken bycicle. For just a small donation of £2 a month, we'll send you the video cause its legend.
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There’s something about seeing this city at night
Where we can say what we want and do what we like. These streets are empty but we don't feel alone, We can run in the dark and sleep on the roads. |
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12-07-2007, 02:22 PM
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Dat's Der Bunny!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Ireland
Posts: 1,088
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What kind of Bees make milk?
Boobies!
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"I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent |
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