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Old 04-12-2005, 11:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Why can't you play poker in the jungle?
-Too many chee-tahs!
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Old 04-12-2005, 11:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Some of the lamest jokes are the worlds best... Just like "Whats brown and sticky... A stick!" aaaand of course "A man walks into a bar. Ouch"

Haha Im so lame, I still find those hilarious.
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Old 04-12-2005, 11:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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[QUOTE=ArtistInTheAmbulance] "A man walks into a bar. Ouch"
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still makes me laugh
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Old 04-12-2005, 01:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Whats got 50 arms, 429 eyes, and 69 legs?

A monster
Courtesy of Dan Stembridge, telling bad jokes since 2003®
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Old 04-12-2005, 01:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What do you call a gun with three barrels? A trifle.

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.

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Old 04-13-2005, 06:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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a nun, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar and the bartender says, "what is this, a joke?"

very funny...
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Old 04-13-2005, 06:09 AM   #7 (permalink)
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one more:

what do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?

- wipe it off and RUN!
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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what do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?

- wipe it off and RUN!
Or you could wait around for a while, ya' know, to see if the tigers into it.....er something.
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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wow. im really retarded, it took me a while to get that one
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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something to the effect of: if you are paddling your canoe in a dessert and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

-five because ice cream cones dont have bones.. ah, my friends are crazy
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