The Official Joke Thread

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Roemilca

I hate these baby jokes, and those little girl rape jokes that ElephantSack and the other user are posting. Jokes are supposed to be comical, not disturbing or just plain grotesque.

If there are people laughing, then it holds comedic value.
I certainly don't find certain types of humor funny, but I'm not Wiki editor about it.

[anticipation]

An Englishman, a Chinaman, a Mexican, and a Irishman are all on a hot-air balloon ride around the world. As the balloon travels over China, the Chinaman suddenly stands on the side of the basket and shouts "For China!" and jumps out of the balloon. The rest of the guys continue flying around the world. As the balloon travels over Mexico, the Mexican stands on the side of the basket like the Chinamen and shouts "For Mexico!" and jumps out of the balloon. Now it is just the Englishman and the Irishman. They remark to one another how it is foolish to commit suicide for one's country, and have no intentions of jumping. Then, as the balloon begins to fly over England, the Englishman shouts "For England!" and throws the Irishman out of the balloon.

[Roemilca]

A blonde sits down next to an elderly man at a food court.
The blonde starts looking at the man, trying to find a way to start a conversation. Finally, the blonde turns to him and says, "TGIF!"
The man glances at her, and says, "Shit."
The blonde is confused, so she repeats "TGIF."
The man just replies, "SHIT."
The blonde gives up, and decides to explain. "No, 'TGIF' means 'thank god it's friday'."
The man turns to her and says, "No 'SHIT'. 'sorry honey it's thursday'."

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Roemilca

A blonde sits down next to an elderly man at a food court.
The blonde starts looking at the man, trying to find a way to start a conversation. Finally, the blonde turns to him and says, "TGIF!"
The man glances at her, and says, "Shit."
The blonde is confused, so she repeats "TGIF."
The man just replies, "SHIT."
The blonde gives up, and decides to explain. "No, 'TGIF' means 'thank god it's friday'."
The man turns to her and says, "No 'SHIT'. 'sorry honey it's thursday'."

Meh...

[ElephantSack]

Originally Posted by anticipation

An Englishman, a Chinaman, a Mexican, and a Irishman are all on a hot-air balloon ride around the world. As the balloon travels over China, the Chinaman suddenly stands on the side of the basket and shouts "For China!" and jumps out of the balloon. The rest of the guys continue flying around the world. As the balloon travels over Mexico, the Mexican stands on the side of the basket like the Chinamen and shouts "For Mexico!" and jumps out of the balloon. Now it is just the Englishman and the Irishman. They remark to one another how it is foolish to commit suicide for one's country, and have no intentions of jumping. Then, as the balloon begins to fly over England, the Englishman shouts "For England!" and throws the Irishman out of the balloon.

I've got a joke like that, only an American version.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Texan and two Mexicans are on a small plane and its going down. They throw off all the luggage, unbolt all the seats and throw them off, and yet they still need to lose weight.
The Frenchman walks to the hatch and shouts, "Viva la France!" and jumps out. But they still need to lose weight.
So the Englishman walks up to the hatch and yells, "God Save the Queen!" and jumps out. But they're still a little heavy.
So the Texan yells, "Remember the Alamo!" and throws out the two Mexicans.

[ElephantSack]

Originally Posted by Roemilca

I hate these baby jokes, and those little girl rape jokes that ElephantSack and the other user are posting. Jokes are supposed to be comical, not disturbing or just plain grotesque.

Hey man, everybody's got different senses of humor. If the joke doesn't make you laugh, **** it. Shrug it off and move on. Its not like I'm at home slamming babies on concrete and ****ing little girls. They're just jokes. Some of them will work for ya, and some of 'em won't. So don't come in here and try to tell everybody "what a joke should be". That's ****in' prudish. Now, if ya like, I'll tell a clean joke that is sure to offend no-one.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.





Funny, nobody batted an eye at the racist jokes.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by ElephantSack

Hey man, everybody's got different senses of humor. If the joke doesn't make you laugh, **** it. Shrug it off and move on. Its not like I'm at home slamming babies on concrete and ****ing little girls. They're just jokes. Some of them will work for ya, and some of 'em won't. So don't come in here and try to tell everybody "what a joke should be". That's ****in' prudish. Now, if ya like, I'll tell a clean joke that is sure to offend no-one.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

I'm offended.

[SATCHMO]

How many indie kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hey, I got that joke on vinyl!

[Zachary Lewis]

Why is The Bible like a penis?

As a child, you get it forced down your throat by a priest.

[Whatsitoosit]

Originally Posted by ElephantSack

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

can we please stop with the hat jokes? I don't find this sorta humor funny and quite frankly it disturbs me that so many people would. I own several hats so this topic really hits home with me, thanks for understanding.