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Old 08-26-2016, 02:47 PM   #541 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2016, 02:48 PM   #542 (permalink)
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Does it count if you always feel like an idiot?
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Old 08-26-2016, 04:59 PM   #543 (permalink)
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My favorite death metal cover of 4' 33"

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It's not nearly as good without an audience.
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It's not nearly as good without an audience.
It's best without an audience or musicians. Though if 4'33 is performed without anyone to not hear it, does it still not make a sound?
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It's best without an audience or musicians. Though if 4'33 is performed without anyone to not hear it, does it still not make a sound?
In a vacuum, no.

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first orders a beer... The second orders half a beer... The third orders one quarter of a beer... The fourth orders one eighth of a beer...

The bartender pours two beers for the entire group, and replies "cmon guys, know your limits."
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“I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.”
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“I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.”
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