The Official Joke Thread

mattrixs · 11-30-2025, 04:57 PM

http://web.archive.org/web/200602031.../airplane.html

mattrixs · 12-09-2025, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mattrixs

If there is anyone else here who has unlimited free calling like I do,try this line..

270-558-1710

Its a bot and shes got nothing nice to say! (U have been warned

)

Here is the clip of the people who setup this 270 #.. This was the first call with this "Beverly"... She has to be part of it,no one would stay on that long!!

vvvv SUPER NWS!! vvvv

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm3fG64hgtA

^^^^ SUPER NWS!! ^^^^

You wil most likely laugh like crazy!!

Drjohnrock · 12-13-2025, 09:20 PM

How come Santa Claus can't have any children?

He cut his Rudolph.

Drjohnrock · 12-29-2025, 12:47 PM

Did you hear about the pet rabbit Elton John got for Christmas with its own miniature treadmill?

It's a little fit bunny.

mattrixs · 12-29-2025, 03:39 PM

Hehe good 1 mate!

mattrixs · 02-01-2026, 09:49 AM

This proves the earth isnt flat

Drjohnrock · 02-06-2026, 12:42 PM

Elvis Costello and Abba are going to tour together. But they haven't decided who the headliner will be. So watch for Abba and Costello to find out Who's On First!

11-30-2025, 04:57 PM	#661 (permalink)
mattrixs Join Date: Aug 2023 Posts: 139	Safest Airplane cockpit http://web.archive.org/web/200602031.../airplane.html

02-01-2026, 09:49 AM	#666 (permalink)
mattrixs Join Date: Aug 2023 Posts: 139	[NWS] World Map! This proves the earth isnt flat

12-13-2025, 09:20 PM	#663 (permalink)
Drjohnrock Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 868	How come Santa Claus can't have any children? He cut his Rudolph.

12-29-2025, 12:47 PM	#664 (permalink)
Drjohnrock Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 868	Did you hear about the pet rabbit Elton John got for Christmas with its own miniature treadmill? It's a little fit bunny.

12-29-2025, 03:39 PM	#665 (permalink)
mattrixs Join Date: Aug 2023 Posts: 139	Hehe good 1 mate!

02-06-2026, 12:42 PM	#667 (permalink)
Drjohnrock Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 868	Elvis Costello and Abba are going to tour together. But they haven't decided who the headliner will be. So watch for Abba and Costello to find out Who's On First!