Why America Is Better than All Your ****hole Countries

Isbjørn · 06-18-2017, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylstew

If not dying is for wimps than I'd really ****ing like to be a wimp

What are you, a communist?

Oriphiel · 06-18-2017, 05:35 AM

I like to think that as soon as someone becomes a communist/socialist, John Lennon glasses suddenly appear on their face and a Gang of Four song starts playing.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-18-2017, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

I like to think that as soon as someone becomes a communist/socialist, John Lennon glasses suddenly appear on their face and a Gang of Four song starts playing.

Made me laugh.

:d

**Janszoon** · 06-18-2017, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

I never wanted to visit the US and I probably never will. Maybe I'm just brain damaged. Denmark has all the freedoms of the US, and more. Plus universal health care is awesome. I get to live irresponsibly and have other people pick up the tab.

Denmark doesn't have the Grand Canyon though.

Isbjørn · 06-18-2017, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Denmark doesn't have the Grand Canyon though.

Grand Canyon is a dry ****er and won't pay your medical bills

**Janszoon** · 06-18-2017, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn

Grand Canyon is a dry ****er and won't pay your medical bills

That's what you think but you don't know the Grand Canyon like I do.

Oriphiel · 06-18-2017, 08:08 AM

I don't know, I never saw Hamlet drop a phat soliloquy over soldiers marching through the Grand Canyon.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-18-2017, 08:12 AM

When I think of Denmark, I think of bacon, Vikings and Peter Schmeichel.

Dylstew · 06-18-2017, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn

What are you, a communist?

You act asif there's not other things I could be.

~~MicShazam~~ · 06-18-2017, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Denmark doesn't have the Grand Canyon though.

What's it good for except Thelma & Louise anyway?

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

When I think of Denmark, I think of bacon, Vikings and Peter Schmeichel.

I never watched football (or soccer, to you Yanks), so I only think of 2 out of those 3.

If I have to boil my own culture down to stereotypes like that, then I'd say nothing is more Danish than vikings, Bacon and complaining about the weather.

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06-18-2017, 05:35 AM	#412 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	I like to think that as soon as someone becomes a communist/socialist, John Lennon glasses suddenly appear on their face and a Gang of Four song starts playing. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

06-18-2017, 08:08 AM	#417 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	I don't know, I never saw Hamlet drop a phat soliloquy over soldiers marching through the Grand Canyon. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

06-18-2017, 08:12 AM	#418 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	When I think of Denmark, I think of bacon, Vikings and Peter Schmeichel.