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Old 03-26-2014, 12:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I heard that one before, about a week back.
The one about the weak back?

This is fun.
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Old 03-26-2014, 03:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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First you tell somebody "I got a weak back."

Then you must ask them to ask you "When'd that happen?"

You then respond "About a week back."

The real joke starts when the both of you are around other people and you repeat the "joke" to him and he reciprocates with the correct response. If done correctly all of the people around you will assume that you are both retarded. But give it time. In a few days everyone will be doing it. They'll still think it's the dumbest thing ever, but they won't be able to help themselves.
that's a dad joke? I believe I first heard that watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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that's a dad joke? I believe I first heard that watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
^dad franchise







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Old 03-26-2014, 12:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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What is your favourite dad joke?

My sister told me this joke from her co-worker. One day they were talking about dad jokes, and her father's favorite joke to tell was:

What Happen to Moby Dick?

Spoiler for I don't know what happen?:
Tony Ben-et


I knew who my sister was talking about, since her co-worker was an classmate of mine so thanks Mr. C. wherever you are.
I had to have this explained to me, it was such a bad dad joke.

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Old 03-26-2014, 01:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I had to have this explained to me, it was such a bad dad joke.

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Can you explain it to me please?
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Old 03-26-2014, 01:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah, I'm supposed to be the king of Dad jokes and I sure as hell don't get it.


Who remembers this awful one from childhood?

"Supposin', supposin', three men were frozen. Two died, how many were left?"

Answer later....
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Old 03-26-2014, 05:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Who remembers this awful one from childhood?

"Supposin', supposin', three men were frozen. Two died, how many were left?"

Answer later....
BWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 03-27-2014, 06:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Yeah, I'm supposed to be the king of Dad jokes and I sure as hell don't get it.


Who remembers this awful one from childhood?

"Supposin', supposin', three men were frozen. Two died, how many were left?"

Answer later....
BWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!
Answer (I know you've all been waiting for this...)

None, cos you were only supposin'!

I can hear the chorus of groans now --- hey! Get off me! No angry mobs please! Don't muss my hair --- what's left of it .... why are you strapping me to a railroad cart and ... hmm ... seems like I'm not wanted in this town.
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Who remembers this awful one from childhood?

"Supposin', supposin', three men were frozen. Two died, how many were left?"

Answer later....
BWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!
^ Hey, I remember those exact words! At age 11 my best friend loved to ask,
"Supposin' supposin' three men were frozen. What would you do?" The only correct answer being, "Nothing. It's only supposin'" He certainly got some mileage out of this joke; telling it so often that it went from being funny to boring, then back to being funnier than ever, just because everybody knew exactly what was coming.

From the same era:-

A lady sits down on a bus, then notices that the man next to her has a lot of jelly and cake in his ear. Not sure what to do, she waits for a second and then says, "Excuse me, but did you know that your ear is full of bits of cake and jelly?" to which the man replies, " I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up. I'm a trifle deaf."
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