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Old 03-26-2014, 11:21 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I used to say to my dad, "excuse me" and he would say "why, what did you do?"

So lame. But I love him.
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Old 03-26-2014, 11:24 PM   #22 (permalink)
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wait why wont it show up
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Old 03-26-2014, 11:40 PM   #23 (permalink)
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wait why wont it show up
Fixed it for you. Don't include the youtube part of the link, just the code after v=.
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Old 03-27-2014, 04:39 AM   #24 (permalink)
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This is a great gif.
Was just an excuse to test it out tbh
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Old 03-27-2014, 06:42 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Yeah, I'm supposed to be the king of Dad jokes and I sure as hell don't get it.


Who remembers this awful one from childhood?

"Supposin', supposin', three men were frozen. Two died, how many were left?"

Answer later....
BWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!
Answer (I know you've all been waiting for this...)

None, cos you were only supposin'!

I can hear the chorus of groans now --- hey! Get off me! No angry mobs please! Don't muss my hair --- what's left of it .... why are you strapping me to a railroad cart and ... hmm ... seems like I'm not wanted in this town.
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Old 03-27-2014, 08:47 PM   #26 (permalink)
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Old 03-28-2014, 09:32 AM   #27 (permalink)
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
OMG how?!
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Old 03-28-2014, 03:16 PM   #28 (permalink)
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later...
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Old 03-28-2014, 03:17 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Also, how to keep (your favourite stereotypical moron: we use Kerryman) entertained?

Hand him a piece of paper with "PTO" on both sides!
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Old 03-28-2014, 03:49 PM   #30 (permalink)
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The hell does PTO mean?
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