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Old 04-13-2022, 06:05 PM   #571 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-14-2022, 05:55 AM   #572 (permalink)
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Plankton and his wife out on the local horse range.

Plankton: My dear, beautiful wife, look at all these magnificent ponies! Such stallions!
Plankton's wife (chuckling derisively): They're not ponies, my dear, but lippizaners
Plankton: Really, lippi-what? How do you spell that?
Plankton's wife: Uh.. never mind. It's just ponies.
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Plankton at the doctor's

Plankton: Doctor, doctor! You gotta help me!
Doctor: Certainly, Plankton. What is the matter?
Plankton: My wife thinks I'm a horse
Doctor: I see. And how long has this been going on?
Plankton: Ever since I was a small foal
I've been screaming a lot because of these and now I'm a little hoarse.
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Old 04-14-2022, 03:01 PM   #573 (permalink)
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I've been screaming a lot because of these and now I'm a little hoarse.
I understand. It isn't always easy to be the centaur of attention.
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Old 04-14-2022, 08:48 PM   #574 (permalink)
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Sure, yes but I think I am ready for my closeup Mr Deville after I ex foal iate my face.
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Old 08-15-2022, 11:58 AM   #575 (permalink)
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Propaganda: When a person from Boston takes a good look at something.
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Old 10-31-2022, 01:21 PM   #576 (permalink)
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I lost all my weed in a series of small fires.
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Old 11-17-2022, 12:01 PM   #577 (permalink)
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?
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Old 11-17-2022, 02:01 PM   #578 (permalink)
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