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Old 01-29-2019, 04:51 PM   #371 (permalink)
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A dad goes out for a pack of smokes...
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Old 01-29-2019, 05:00 PM   #372 (permalink)
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A dad goes out for a pack of smokes...
He really needs to stop letting that pack of smokes make him go out for it all the time.
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Old 01-29-2019, 05:23 PM   #373 (permalink)
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I go out for smokes all the time and still stagger back at some point. What's his excuse?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-29-2019, 06:03 PM   #374 (permalink)
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I go out for smokes all the time and still stagger back at some point. What's his excuse?
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Old 01-29-2019, 06:14 PM   #375 (permalink)
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What's with all these people going out for smokes? Going out to smoke is one thing, but why would you let those smokes boss you around and make you go out for it.
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Old 01-29-2019, 06:22 PM   #376 (permalink)
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Shoulda bought a carton.
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Old 01-29-2019, 07:04 PM   #377 (permalink)
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What's with all these people going out for smokes? Going out to smoke is one thing, but why would you let those smokes boss you around and make you go out for it.
You'll never understand your dad.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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I think my attempts at dad jokes have completely failed.
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Old 01-29-2019, 07:25 PM   #379 (permalink)
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My Dad has some hilarious one-liners. I walked in on him watching TV once and he said "what are you staring at you brain-dead ***got?" He's such a jokester.
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Old 01-29-2019, 07:28 PM   #380 (permalink)
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It continues to make sense.
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