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Old 07-02-2019, 04:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ty for editing that. I thought you were having a stroke.
My version you ask the person if they were having an "aneurysm," but it's essentially the same joke. Maybe it's a regional difference or something.
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Old 07-02-2019, 07:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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My version you ask the person if they were having an "aneurysm," but it's essentially the same joke. Maybe it's a regional difference or something.
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Old 07-16-2019, 05:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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A man was walking around with two carrots stuffed into his ears.

A woman asked him, “Why do you have carrots in your ears?”

He answered, “WHAT?!”
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-19-2019, 04:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2019, 12:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Pour some what on what?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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May sounds like "me"
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May sounds like "me"
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