Granted, but you eventually end up endeavoring in failure and destroy the universe.


I wish I could smell colors.



This is a bad thing? If anything, that makes it better!

BURNNNNNNNNN BURNNNNNNNNNNN MOTHER****ERS BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn

Granted, but everything's brown all the time!

I wish the whole world would fall in love with me, then cry 'cause they couldn't have me.

Granted, but the guilt is too much to bear and you live a life of solitude and regret.


I wish I could walk through walls.

You can smell colors but you have to stick food up your ass and sh!t out of your mouth South Park style.

That's awful and not ladylike at all, I'm so ashamed. :)

I wish I was more ladylike

Granted, but if you ever burp again you'll die.

I wish I could kill people without consequence.

So I'm just gonna get away with being able to walk through walls then? Sweeeeeeet. Time to, uh, hit the bank... hehehehe.....


LiL, granted but the only people you're able to kill are your friends and family.

I wish my room would magically clean itself.

Granted, but your bedroom is populated by invisible Mexicans and they smell like corn chips for some reason. Forever.

I wish cats lived as long as humans.

Granted but they continue to age at the same rate.


I wish I had more beer.

Granted, but it's Bud Light.

I wish cannabis was legal.

Welp, gonna go die now. Cya.



Granted buy you can't consume it in any way without getting diarrhea and vomiting.







I wish I could figure out how to land a no-comply again.


....it's a skateboarding trick.