Granted, but then you'd be married to Alex Turner.

I wish I didn't have any debts.

No problem, just kick this puppy to death first!

I wish I was more assertive

Granted, but you've killed your whole family.

I wish penguins were as common as robins.

Granted, but they're all dead and you can't have one

I wish CDs were cheaper in Norway

Granted, but every time you buy a CD your pen!s shrink one tenth of an inch.


I wish I could **** every vagina on the planet of Earth without getting STDs.

That's cool, but they're all incredibly loose.

I wish I didn't need money.

Meh, I havne't gotten laid in so long anything is bettrer than nothingng

i swear to fvck my eyes are gonna turn solid white soon.

someone get me laid, plesae.

Now I'm thinking Silence of the Lambs

"would you **** me? I'd **** me"

Granted, but you pay for stuff in the form of anal.

I wish I had dreadlocks.

I'm wasted so bare with me here.

I think you're a milf. And, I liek your username. Husker Du are my jams.

Wanna hook up? I live in friisco. That's S-a-n F-r-a-n-c-i-s-c-o. Call me, gorgeous.

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I wish I could get laid without getting obsessive over a meaningless one night stand.