Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1444091)

Briks, you clearly aren't eating vegetables prepared on the propers.

Veggies are delicious.

Zuchinni? More or less every kind of squash? Too many people slice that **** razor thin and sautee it until it becomes a watery wafer of disappointment. Cube it up into bite-sized pieces! Be surprised at the amazingness that is: the vegetable.


Anyways, wish granted but it's a terrible cake that you're allergic to.






I wish I was taller and not so emaciated-looking.

Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1444092)

Granted, but you're so big that you never get laid again.

I wish i could travel the world

Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1444094)

I wish my classmates were less punchable

Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1444096)

They are but only because they're so stabbable

I wish i wasn't an annoying noob flooding the boards.

Originally Posted by The Sane Psycho (Post 1444099)

Granted, but you have to have sex with a giraffe to learn those dark secrets.

I wish Kurt Cobain would have never killed himself and got clean from heroin instead.

Originally Posted by The Sane Psycho (Post 1444104)

Granted, but your eyes are in backwards and you can only see inside your skull.

I wish I could hang out and smoke weed with Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show.