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The Sane Psycho 04-28-2014 04:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deviouz (Post 1444121)
Granted, but everyone else is retarded.

I wish I had an Autobot Transformer.
Granted, but a Decepticon looking for him kills you.

I wish the SNES CD would have been released.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-28-2014 04:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1444084)
Granted, but only if you have a threesome with her and a sumo wrestler.
That's a bad thing? I'd do her and a sumo wrestler in a heartbeat.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1444085)
Granted, but she has a very contagious skin disease



EDIT: That was for Vanilla.
:yikes:

Quote:
Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1444086)
You have a lovely meeting but now the space time continuum is screwed up and the present is overrun by giant spiders.
:yikes::yikes::shycouch:

Ignore me, I'm just reacting.

Deviouz 04-28-2014 04:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Sane Psycho (Post 1444126)
Granted, but a Decepticon looking for him kills you.

I wish the SNES CD would have been released.
Granted, but N.Korea EMP's the world forever and renders the CD useless.

I wish I was a MMA fighter.

The Sane Psycho 04-28-2014 04:24 AM
Granted, but you have the worst record in MMA history.

I wish I owned a wrestling promotion.

Deviouz 04-28-2014 04:27 AM
Granted, but ECW invades every Monday, RAW every Saturday and SMACKDOWN! every Sunday.

I wish I had a supermodel GF.

GuD 04-28-2014 04:39 AM
Granted.

She doesn't give a **** about you and only ****s you when she's bored. Secretly, she laughs about the sex with her girl friends behind your back because she's not attracted to you in any way.



I wish I could eat this whole planet.

Isbjørn 04-28-2014 04:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1444136)
Granted.

She doesn't give a **** about you and only ****s you when she's bored. Secretly, she laughs about the sex with her girl friends behind your back because she's not attracted to you in any way.



I wish I could eat this whole planet.
Granted, but your name must be changed to Jimmy.

I wish I had a comfy bed here right now. And pyjamas.

Deviouz 04-28-2014 05:05 AM
Granted, but it's on fire and your PJ's are drenched in gasoline.

I wish I was a fireman.

GuD 04-28-2014 05:30 AM
i just smoked and watched you burn...

Frownland 04-28-2014 10:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deviouz (Post 1444138)
Granted, but it's on fire and your PJ's are drenched in gasoline.

I wish I was a fireman.
Granted, but the first fire you have to put out is the one you live in and your family doesn't make it.

I wish I could fly.


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