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Isbjørn 04-28-2014 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1444177)
Granted, but the first fire you have to put out is the one you live in and your family doesn't make it.

I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can never land

I wish I was in a 90s' Midwest emo band

The Batlord 04-28-2014 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1444189)
I wish I was in a 90s' Midwest emo band
Granted. You're a roadie.

I wish that the person who responds to this post dies in a fiery car crash.

Isbjørn 04-28-2014 11:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1444190)
Granted. You're a roadie.

I wish that the person who responds to this post dies in a fiery car crash.
Granted, but it's your car I'm crashing into

I wish I didn't have Spanish at school

The Batlord 04-28-2014 11:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1444192)
Granted, but it's your car I'm crashing into

I wish I didn't have Spanish at school
I don't have a car. I win?

Granted. There are no Spanish people in your school. Nazi.

Frownland 04-28-2014 11:11 AM
Granted, but now you have to learn Hmong.

I wish I could speak Hmong.

Isbjørn 04-28-2014 11:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1444196)
Granted, but now you have to learn Hmong.

I wish I could speak Hmong.
Granted, but you have a Spanish test in two days

I wish I knew every word in the Spanish language

hate paper doll 04-28-2014 01:16 PM
You do, but you'll go to prison for life if you utter even one.

I wish I was a world renowned chef.

The Sane Psycho 04-28-2014 01:19 PM
Granted, you're world renowned for being a terrible chef.

I wish I had an iced tea fountain.

Isbjørn 04-28-2014 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Sane Psycho (Post 1444245)
Granted, you're world renowned for being a terrible chef.

I wish I had an iced tea fountain.
Granted. It doesn't work and also you have AIDS.

I wish I was Mustaine-skilled at the guitar

The Sane Psycho 04-28-2014 02:35 PM
Granted, but you're also Mustaine skilled at drinking, and die of alcohol poisoning.

I wish I had a pet Yoshi.


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