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Old 11-23-2014, 01:51 PM   #41 (permalink)
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How many people are using their fingers to count syllables!?
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Old 11-23-2014, 02:25 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 11-23-2014, 03:22 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 11-23-2014, 03:38 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 11-23-2014, 03:41 PM   #45 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-24-2014, 07:36 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2014, 07:41 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2014, 08:38 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2014, 08:47 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Dude, that is not a haiku. You put five syllables in the second line, and three in the third. Fail.
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