Why Will Our Marriage Not Work?

Trollheart · 12-11-2014, 11:19 AM

Because I don't think that thing behind you wants us to be together.

And I know, you're doing the "what? This little cutie?" gesture, but it would eat me...

Machine · 12-11-2014, 11:21 AM

Because you're too small

Edit: This was meant for Plankton

DwnWthVwls · 12-11-2014, 11:23 AM

Because they programmed you to be an a$$hole.

Machine · 12-11-2014, 11:37 AM

Because you think I'm an a$$hole

Plankton · 12-11-2014, 11:39 AM

Too many dogs, dawg. I ain't cleaning up the backyard.

Isbjørn · 12-11-2014, 11:40 AM

Because you give too much of your attention to that patty recipe.

DwnWthVwls · 12-11-2014, 11:44 AM

Because your avatar choices give me doubts.

**Frownland** · 12-11-2014, 12:53 PM

Because you have no backbone. You say down with vowels then turn around and use them all the time. Stand up for your beliefs dude.

ladyislingering · 12-11-2014, 01:09 PM

Because all your mother ever does is stare at me and she cried at our wedding.

The Batlord · 12-11-2014, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

And I know, you're doing the "what? This little cutie?" gesture, but it would eat me...

In Soviet Russia, pussy eats you!

12-11-2014, 11:19 AM	#141 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Because I don't think that thing behind you wants us to be together. And I know, you're doing the "what? This little cutie?" gesture, but it would eat me... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-11-2014, 11:21 AM	#142 (permalink)
Machine moon lake inc. Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Detroit Posts: 2,125	Because you're too small Edit: This was meant for Plankton __________________ boost my ego listen to me stroke my delay pedal ever wanted to hear death grips songs... but they're acoustic? me neither. Last edited by Machine; 12-11-2014 at 11:46 AM.

12-11-2014, 11:37 AM	#144 (permalink)
Machine moon lake inc. Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Detroit Posts: 2,125	Because you think I'm an a$$hole __________________ boost my ego listen to me stroke my delay pedal ever wanted to hear death grips songs... but they're acoustic? me neither.

12-11-2014, 11:39 AM	#145 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Too many dogs, dawg. I ain't cleaning up the backyard. __________________ See location...

12-11-2014, 11:40 AM	#146 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	Because you give too much of your attention to that patty recipe. __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

12-11-2014, 12:53 PM	#148 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Because you have no backbone. You say down with vowels then turn around and use them all the time. Stand up for your beliefs dude. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-11-2014, 01:09 PM	#149 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Because all your mother ever does is stare at me and she cried at our wedding. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.