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Old 12-14-2014, 09:22 PM   #271 (permalink)
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As if you knew what good sex was outside of our relationship. I do all the work.
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Old 12-14-2014, 09:24 PM   #272 (permalink)
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You simply bite too hard.
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Old 12-14-2014, 09:37 PM   #273 (permalink)
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You don't bite hard enough.
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Old 12-14-2014, 09:39 PM   #274 (permalink)
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You cried the last time I tied you to the bedposts and you haven't even walked into the bedroom since.
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Old 12-14-2014, 09:41 PM   #275 (permalink)
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I really had to pee though
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Old 12-14-2014, 09:48 PM   #276 (permalink)
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Well you could have just said that instead of screaming. Which, by the way, is not the least flattering thing you do with your mouth.
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Old 12-14-2014, 11:09 PM   #277 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2014, 02:04 AM   #278 (permalink)
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Old 12-15-2014, 02:13 AM   #279 (permalink)
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In my defense, I won't watch that with anyone. Not even myself. Freak.
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Old 12-15-2014, 07:30 AM   #280 (permalink)
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Because you can only have so much hate sex before things turn into homicide sex.
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