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#422 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Dude, I just saved a cat. She clearly wants some Batdick. Go sit down.
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#423 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Because it's awkward having sex with your mother in the bed if she's not going to join in.
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#424 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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#426 (permalink) | |
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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#427 (permalink) | |
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Yeah, I much prefer her ass.
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Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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I am drunk and therefore more confused than usual.
Are you saying your mother gave birth to you anally? That you are, in fact, a literal giant manturd? That is the most terrifying thing I've heard all night and some dude asked me to fist him while he masturbated at The Mix tonight. His name was Jeff and until that moment he was actually really cool. I kind of considered his proposition.
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#429 (permalink) | |
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I would respond to that, but that require me to make sense of your post.
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