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Old 09-02-2015, 10:13 AM   #141 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2015, 10:19 AM   #142 (permalink)
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It's still locked, you dumb bitch.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
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Old 09-02-2015, 10:37 AM   #143 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2015, 10:58 AM   #144 (permalink)
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That ****'s gotta be dried and flaking off by now, and I'm still waiting for you to give your Mom a hug.

The Batlord logs off.

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Old 09-02-2015, 11:13 AM   #145 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2015, 11:21 AM   #146 (permalink)
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An alien transient electromagnetic disturbance engulfs the Earth.

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Old 09-02-2015, 11:24 AM   #147 (permalink)
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Turns out it was just The Batlord's ego in eclipse with the sun. Once it passes...

Rebooting internet ... stand by ... rebooting internet ... stand by ...
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Old 09-03-2015, 09:09 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Head butt the door as hard as you can.
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Old 09-04-2015, 10:33 AM   #149 (permalink)
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The batlord looks for something to make a key with
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Old 09-06-2015, 06:07 PM   #150 (permalink)
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Butlord! We still haven't gotten out of the room. Get your ass in gear.
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