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Old 09-01-2015, 12:22 PM   #131 (permalink)
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I told you it wasn't plugged in. It's not a very hard puzzle. You're just stupid.

And it's a text adventure game. I'm not supposed to encourage you. I'm supposed to be unhelpful and frustrating.
OK. My bad. I missed that post, thought the "I'm not your whore" one was you responding to me. You're still a **** though, you know that, right?
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Old 09-01-2015, 01:10 PM   #132 (permalink)
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**** this thread. It could have been awesome, but we're on page 14 and the Buttlard is still standing in his room covered in his own sauces.
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Old 09-01-2015, 01:32 PM   #133 (permalink)
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**** this thread. It could have been awesome, but we're on page 14 and the Buttlard is still standing in his room covered in his own sauces.
My very point. That was his intention though. "As private parts to the Batlord are we; he plays with us for his own sport."
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Old 09-01-2015, 10:35 PM   #134 (permalink)
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It's not his fault. It's the people telling him what to do.
If you think this is bad you should try your hand at Twitch Plays Pokemon.
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Old 09-02-2015, 01:33 AM   #135 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2015, 05:21 AM   #136 (permalink)
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I think he should ignore posts that tell him to fap. That's what got him in the state he's in at the moment.

If that's the case, then Batty, is the switch on the plugsocket turned on? If not, try the keymaking yoke again.
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Old 09-02-2015, 05:37 AM   #137 (permalink)
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Fap!
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Old 09-02-2015, 05:57 AM   #138 (permalink)
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Roll some tissue up and insert it into your nostrils.
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Old 09-02-2015, 06:00 AM   #139 (permalink)
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Then fap.
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Old 09-02-2015, 10:12 AM   #140 (permalink)
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Use the desk to break down the door.
The Batlord hurls the desk with the superhuman strength of a The Batlord. It is ineffective.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
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