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Old 08-29-2015, 11:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
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The Batlord is rejuvenated by rest and thoughts of himself. Attempt successful. His penis is now encrusted with dried ejaculate.

He is lying in bed in a dark room.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-29-2015, 11:44 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Leaves the dark room to go fap in public
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 08-29-2015, 11:54 AM   #13 (permalink)
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The Batlord attempts to leave the room, but can not see in the darkness. He accidentally hits his testicles on a solid object.

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Old 08-29-2015, 11:57 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Curses the solid object responsible for the testicle abrasion, which causes the spirit of Cthulhu to be summoned from it.

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Old 08-29-2015, 12:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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The Batlord curses the solid object. No response. Cthulhu's spirit can not see in the darkened room, and returns from whence he came.

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Old 08-29-2015, 12:34 PM   #16 (permalink)
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tickles his bruised testes.
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Old 08-29-2015, 12:40 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Um, puts on the light/lamp?
(I think you've given us enough clues)
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Old 08-29-2015, 12:53 PM   #18 (permalink)
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The Batlord tickles his bruised testicles. They sway back and forth like a mighty pendulum.

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Um, puts on the light/lamp?
(I think you've given us enough clues)
Too late.
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Old 08-29-2015, 01:27 PM   #19 (permalink)
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picks his bellybutton.
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Old 08-29-2015, 01:36 PM   #20 (permalink)
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The Batlord tickles his bruised testicles. They sway back and forth like a mighty pendulum.

He is in a dark room.

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Too late.
What do you mean, too late? Has some horrible demon reached out and wrapped you in its tentacles, striking out of the stygian darkness before you could ... who DID you take home last night, anyway?
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