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Old 08-30-2015, 10:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I was just trying to make it realistic.. dirty faplord.

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Old 08-30-2015, 11:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I was just trying to make it realistic.. dirty faplord.

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**** you, that's gross
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Old 08-31-2015, 11:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2015, 12:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2015, 04:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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The Batlord is too fa-... muscled to reach that far. Attempt failed.

He is in the bright room, still covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-31-2015, 05:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Weren't your first two orders, and I quote, "fap"? And Cthulhu was summoned, but the room was too dark for him to see.
Seriously, Cthulu can't see in the dark? Doesn't he live in eternal pitch black?

Anyway, go have a look for the key. I think it may be on your bedside table. Beside that book How to score with women: 1001 chatup lines that cannot fail. Be careful you don't knock your DC collectors edition figurines over now...
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Old 08-31-2015, 12:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The Batlord is too fa-... muscled to reach that far. Attempt failed.

He is in the bright room, still covered in **** and semen.

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The Batlord gives his Mom a hug.
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Old 08-31-2015, 01:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The Batlord searches for a key. Aside from the bed and stinky bathroom, all he finds is a table. On the table is a copy of The Empire Strikes Back, a houseplant, an unopened box of LEGOs, and a locksmith's key making machine.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-31-2015, 01:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The Batlord attempts to make a key.

The house plant is ineffective in this regard.

The Batlord is in the bright room, covered in **** and semen.

What does he do now?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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