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Key 10-22-2015 09:51 AM

-_-

Isbjørn 10-22-2015 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1645539)
-_-

Yeah, cry, you little bitch

Key 10-22-2015 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1645542)
Yeah, cry, you little bitch

Whats that? Oh, no, that face was meant to resemble me falling asleep to the lame jokes.

Isbjørn 10-22-2015 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1645543)
Whats that? Oh, no, that face was meant to resemble me falling asleep to the lame jokes.


Can't blame you tbh

The Batlord 10-22-2015 12:47 PM

The Binding of Isaac looks like a game for bronies.

Neapolitan 10-22-2015 03:17 PM

http://i.imgur.com/YBccWbZ.png?1

Key 10-22-2015 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1645623)

Yes.

The Batlord 10-22-2015 03:32 PM

Nea should stick to cheesy Photoshopping. Ki should stick to failing at life (i.e. listening to Nightwish).

Aux-In 10-22-2015 03:57 PM

In a different thread, LiL listed her top 5 things that could get her into bed. Video games? Not...on...ze list...

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http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...is-arcade.html


http://www.gifwave.com/media/22110_r...idnt-didnt.gif

The Batlord 10-22-2015 04:08 PM

I'm assuming that smiling like a psychopath was on the list, though. Or else I don't know what LiL sees in Ki.

Aux-In 10-22-2015 06:49 PM

Saw Ki complaining about his job awhile back. What was it, something about unloading trucks? Must be tough, unloading truckloads of dil.dos all day like that.

Pet_Sounds 10-22-2015 07:34 PM

I'd roast Ki, but I don't want to offend him.

Key 10-22-2015 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by aux-in (Post 1645677)
Saw Ki complaining about his job awhile back. What was it, something about unloading trucks? Must be tough, unloading truckloads of dil.dos all day like that.

Yeah, its pretty hard.

Lucem Ferre 10-22-2015 08:44 PM

I heard Ki's dick looks like a tiny piece of slim jim because one time he left the grape fruit in the microwave for too long.

Neapolitan 10-22-2015 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1645680)
I'd roast Ki, but I don't want to offend him.

Been there, done that. :(

Aux-In 10-22-2015 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1645690)
Yeah, its pretty hard.

-_-

The Batlord 10-23-2015 04:18 AM

I think he's just toying with us.

Oriphiel 10-23-2015 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1645761)
I think he's just toying with us.

http://i.imgur.com/nVh9ge6.gif

Aux-In 10-23-2015 09:13 AM

Hey Ki, what do you see?

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/3R...PRbz16lRQ=s127

Key 10-23-2015 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by aux-in (Post 1645789)

Just shut up.

Aux-In 10-23-2015 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1645792)
Just shut up.

Too abstract for you?*

Spoiler for Citation:
This joke courtesy of Ninetales.

Aux-In 10-23-2015 10:46 AM

Ki, I just want you to know, as you were probably too busy doing bath salts to notice, that I just set you up for that joke. You've been roasted, buddy.

http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/...psuffdyzui.jpg

U awake now?

Key 10-23-2015 11:05 AM

O_o

Neapolitan 10-23-2015 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aux-in (Post 1645794)
Too abstract for you?*

Spoiler for Citation:
This joke courtesy of Ninetales.

:yikes: Don't go there! I responded to Ninetales about how Ki doesn't like abstractions because of the math involved or something like and I think Ki hated me ever since.

Key 10-24-2015 10:56 AM

Exo will begin to be roasted starting Monday. I know you guys had a blast roasting me this week, so I can't even imagine the kind of pain you can inflict on Exo.

Exo 10-24-2015 11:10 AM

The way the roasts have been going, I ain't that scurred.

The Batlord 10-24-2015 01:12 PM

It'll take a while to roast him. Lotta meat on those bones.

Neapolitan 10-24-2015 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1646080)
It'll take a while to roast him. Lotta meat on those bones.

We all know you have a BBW fetish but he's a dude, so chill your balls.

The Batlord 10-24-2015 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1646191)
We all know you have a BBW fetish but he's a dude, so chill your balls.

Never pegged you for a homophobe.

Neapolitan 10-24-2015 06:59 PM

^ That's a trick out of Dirty's ol' bag of dirty tricks.

.... still you can't wait for Monday, can't you?

The Batlord 10-24-2015 07:26 PM

Monday?

Neapolitan 10-24-2015 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1646202)
Monday?

Yeah Monday.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1646039)
Exo will begin to be roasted starting Monday. I know you guys had a blast roasting me this week, so I can't even imagine the kind of pain you can inflict on Exo.


Exo 10-24-2015 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1646080)
It'll take a while to roast him. Lotta meat on those bones.

It ain't Monday yet.

The Batlord 10-25-2015 02:08 AM

For me, every week is Roast Exo Week.

Key 10-26-2015 04:27 PM

*cough*

The Batlord 10-26-2015 04:35 PM

Exo sucks my mother's dick and then spits the semen into a martini glass to make a mixed drink. She watches him drink it.

Exo 10-26-2015 05:06 PM

Woah.

Aux-In 10-26-2015 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1646043)
The way the roasts have been going, I ain't that scurred.

So which gay bar did you work at?

Apollonia 10-26-2015 05:39 PM

When Exo isn't flirting with the Batlord, he's crying and wanking to the Criterion collection, because nobody likes him outside of the internet. ****, no one even likes him on the internet.

The Batlord 10-26-2015 05:43 PM



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