On my post: "Today, 07:31 AM"

And in the GMT zone it was 06:31. That's the standard zone. So actually, you're late.

You'll always be Briks to me.

That's all I'm gonna have for ya.

Isbjorn is a bjutthead. Also, his avatars are terrifyingly horrible... every time he uploads a new one, I shit briks.

:yikes::yikes::yikes:

Your parents are super religious and you listen to metal. Way to be a boring stereotype. I had nothing but my own inner sense of being awesome to influence me.

I find his avatars quite bjoring.

My mother is mildly religious and my dad doesn't give a ****. Neeext

Frownland was so much easier.

Ya, go back to Briks you poser.

Aw <3

Isborn is so unattractive, Chris Hansen wouldnt even do a story on him.

FIFY.

But The Subway guy would.

Isborn thinks his name is edgy, but he doesn't realize that his name falls under the category of "so retarded that even special ed kids make fun of it."

Who the **** is Isbjorn?

Some loser.

And yet you were scared of getting kicked out of your house for listening to Mercyful Fate.

Go easy on the kid, he's barely reached manhood.

He's not even old enough have sex. He has not reached manhood.

Whoever he is, he has his own theme song....


Patrick Hernandez - Bjorn to Be Alive - Official Video (Clip Officiel) - YouTube

Please leave this thread. You make it suck.

If I could ban Nea from this thread, I would.

Bjorn dip dip dip be do do

Bjorn dip dip dip be do do

Bjorn... Bjorn to be alive.

There once was a boy named Briks
who'd fallen in love with Stevie Nicks
she had the 'Mac, she had the crack
she knew where to find all the chicks
Stevie, said Briks, do you know the French horn?
Briks, said Stevie, I'll teach you if you do one thing
Briks, said Stevie, change your name to Isbjorn
and maybe I'll teach you to sing!

And you don't even go for the obvious "Bjorn to Be Wild", or better yet, "Bjorn in the USA". No, you go for some obscure shit-turd that no one's ever heard or cared about.

And no, I didn't watch video, cause why the **** would I?

News Flash: it's a roast.
Cause the way he sings "born" imo sounds like "Bjorn." And why would I pick some ordinary song? (No offense "Billy Joel," or "Step on Wolf" fans.) Plus it being Disco makes it so over the top rediculous. http://emoticoner.com/files/emoticon...sco-smiley.gif

You pick songs that other people have heard of so that the joke is shared by the group, rather than just being all in your own head. Some song that for all we know just happens to have "born" in it serves no purpose to anyone else (especially since this is supposed to be a "roast"), and just makes you look bjoring.

...but ....but the way that Patrick Hernandez sings "born" sounds like "Bjorn." whaddayawantfromme? http://www.millan.net/minimations/sm...rokesmiley.gif

Who. ****ing. Cares.

You cared enough to bitch about it. http://www.millan.net/minimations/sm...studsmatta.gif

I just like taking any opportunity I can to take pot shots at you.

ftfy

Good one.


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I guess I will interpret that as I am the Iron Man of comedy.

Stop roasting Nea, this is Bricks' week. Just kidding. Do whatever the **** you want.

ftfy

Heh, I've actually heard Born to be Alive before. It was too cheesy to make the cut in my Disco journal, and that's saying something. Good times. :laughing:

Anyway...

Kid Commie should stop being such a coward and change his username to Norway Jose already. The masses have spoken... http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...han-briks.html

Seriously. I don't know why he thinks it's a good idea to name himself after some pansy polar bear cub, but he needs to get his **** together.

And quit paying attention to American politics. Even we don't give a ****.

It's been a fantasy of mine to beat Briks to death or near death with a saxophone and record it. Then I would take the recordings and turn them into a harsh noise album, using a collage of all of Briks' ****ty avatars forming a photo of his bruised corpse. The title? "Isdæd"

That "pansy polar bear" would tear you head off with one fell swoop of it's ginormous paws.... so tell me who is the "pansy" now? Certainly not the polar bear. Could it be the headless Batlord... hmm me thinks so.

So why doesn't he just name himself Grizzly? Oh yeah, cause that would be dumb. Still better than Isbjorn though.

I don't know **** about this guy. I've seen him post here and there, but I have yet to find a personality. Everything about this guy just screams 'Lobotomy'. You can find the full video of this gif on the deep web. Spoiler Alert. The bunny is a cannibal. The bunny loves him some long pig. It starts out with a bunch of kids eating cereal. The bunny comes in to get some too, and the kids don't let him have some cereal. So the bunny cuts them into pieces and eats them. It's called 'Anthropophagy is for Cannibals'. Don't ask for the Alice In Wonderland ****. He's ****ing crazy, I don't know why Albert Fish here does anything.