and yea i came back cause my life is just as boring as it was before the ban

what about you, my friend... why do you waste away your life here?

Nah, you're acting like a bitter ex-girlfriend.

I may be short on friends, but I don't pretend otherwise and then act superior to the people I'm reaching out to. Your "false front of comeradery" comment just sounds like you felt rejected by the forum you'd built a little bit of self-esteem around with your JWB routine, and now you think we must all hate each other.

i've always been antagonistic

and you've been repping/laughing at my posts you silly hypocrite.



nah it was just my way of saying when i make an insult i go in... where as you don't

and now that you're trying to you're coming across more like my therapist than someone who is roasting me... cause you just don't have the chops for it my friend

Hey JWB, go post something here.

http://www.musicbanter.com/games-lis...ove-yours.html

I want to rip you a new asshole

just do it in here pal

to give an example....

you once famously called roxy a "flat chested beaner"

this is the type of batlord-esque dig that gets passed off as you "being an *******" while being likable... in reality you're just using dumb random bull**** instead of real character flaws.

if she was a flat chested mexican that diss would be JWB-tier material. but since she's a curvy black woman it's just silly batlord-lite bull****, my friend.

Cause, douchebag or not, you're a funny dude.

Less roasting, and more pointing out your bull**** since you just bitterly told the whole forum to **** off.

... Because I wasn't trying to hurt her feelings, just say some dumb **** to make her laugh? I'm not actually a troll, ya know.

this i know

since when am i not supposed to issue open attacks @ the entire forum? all i did was call you guys cowards. maybe take it as a motivation to take the kid gloves off when you get around to roasting me. i very much doubt this is the first time i've collectively told the forum to **** off, batlord. i think you're dr. philling the **** out of a throwaway line tbh. i told you what i meant by that line. even gave examples of what i meant. you can take it or leave it.

And I think you don't want to admit that getting banned rustled your jimmies.

you're reaching bruh

i knew i would get banned when i called plankton a bitch. it was well worth it.

I thought it was hilarious. Terrible jokes but he made them awesome.

He has very dry humor, hence the Saudi flag as an avatar. How dry is his humor? It's so dry when he tells a joke you spit out sand and think "Hey, was I just in the Arabian desert?"

I thought it was rather Norm Macdonald of Nea..

the main difference between neo and batty is neo's jokes seem intentionally corny

Intentional corniness and ego have become intertwined for so long that I can't even tell half the time anymore.

But such is my charm. Instinctual inanity.

I misread it as "Instinctual insanity," but "Instinctual inanity" works as well. Hey if you got a gift share it.

When you're The Batlord, every day is Christmas.

The Batlord is so dumb that he believes in traditions based on religions that he doesn't believe in. Smart people like me? We recognize that supposed holidays like Christmas don't exist and prefer to destroy the gifts we receive from fools right in front of them to prove a point.

If Christians wanna give me free stuff even though I never buy anyone anything, then praise Jesus!

Now if you were smart you would act as I do. Now go stupidly weep in the shower as if the water covers up the sorrow as if anyone was going to see your tear stricken face in the first place.

that's just cause you live in the basement where your parents keep all the holiday crap

lol frownland doesn't think christmas exists; what a dummy. :usehead:

My house doesn't have a basement and I only live with my mom because my dad abandoned us when I was two.

Sucka.

Its the roast of Ki this week but y'know whatever.

Ki's cat tattoo is so g-a-y. Should've got a Rottweiler tat

Sorry Ki, I been busy and since I realized that Devil's Night is like, 8 days away I've been trying to get some **** together for it.

But JTF, that cat tattoo was gotten to remind everybody how much of a pussy he is. That's why he jerks off in the mirror, it's the closet thing to a female he's going to get.

Frownland, I thought it was common knowledge that Christmas traditions were ripped from pagan holidays. If I remember right, Jesus wasn't even born on that day. Just remember this, Santa is a very lazy anagram of Satan. So Christians are really teaching their kids to worship a fat bearded Satan.

Ki has a pubic beard on his face

I like your theory more than mine actually.

Maybe the real reason LiL remains unsatisfied is because Ki's idea of foreplay is entering the Konami code on her nipples.

wow i guess you're right then the jokes on me :laughing:

Bow down to something greater than yourself, trick.

the problem is that exo pretty much already said everything there is to say about you, ki. you're so persistently dull that you haven't given us any other real material to work with, beyond your depressing relationship and your incessant consumerist instinct to whine about the quality of the content of the forum you choose to waste your time on, rather than try to improve it through your own input.

in summary, the more i learn about you and lil the more i start to understand seattle's notoriety for suicides.

Q: What do you call a host who starts a roast and then complains when the jokes aren't the best from those who post?
A: An ungracious host

If Ki wanted to win Oriphiel's writting contest, all he'd have to do is submit a synopsis of his life story, fact by fact.

I did't realize Ori's contest was a "See who can write the shortest and most uneventful story" competition.

Well, I thought Oriphiel had decided that October's writing theme was "horror," and that after that submissions could be about any topic. In that case, Ki could submit his life story and win in October for "best horror story," and then win again in November for "best non-fiction story" in regard to the accuracy of your bolded statement..

He'd win again in December, if "scat-drama" wasn't way too niche to make a contest.