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Aux-In 09-30-2015 05:38 AM

There's an Isbjorn every minute.

Plankton 09-30-2015 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by aux-in (Post 1638714)
There's an Isbjorn every minute.

A star Isbjorn.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1638555)
What do we know about him, besides him being a small child from Norway who learned everything he knows about metal from me?

Dude, that's crossing the line right there. Now I feel sorry for... who is this again?

RoxyRollah 09-30-2015 08:20 AM

A sucker isbjorn every minute. Ftfy.

Chula Vista 09-30-2015 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1638719)
A star Isbjorn.



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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1638736)
A sucker isbjorn.

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

Olay, olay!

Isbjørn 09-30-2015 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1638736)
A sucker isbjorn every minute. Ftfy.

I probably took the longest to get this because of the way "Isbjørn" is pronounced

RoxyRollah 09-30-2015 09:37 AM

I done told you nobody can pronounce isbadoombahickie.

Justthefacts 09-30-2015 09:40 AM

Isbjørn thinks it's un-ironic that his favorite band is Peter, Bjorn, & John

grindy 09-30-2015 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1638736)
A sucker isbjorn every minute. Ftfy.

Björned.

Oriphiel 09-30-2015 10:13 AM

Isn't Pissbjorn a commie? We should make him and his fellow countrymen wait in line for a few hours, before distributing equal portions of ass-kicking.

Isbjørn 09-30-2015 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1638763)
Pissbjorn

Damn

I dig it :yeah:

Oriphiel 09-30-2015 02:29 PM

You're an embarrassment to your people. Every time you speak, their faces get as red as their political leanings. :finger:

Justthefacts 09-30-2015 04:46 PM

I bet he supports the tremendously idiotic soviet strikes in Syria.

The Batlord 09-30-2015 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1638871)
I bet he supports the tremendously idiotic soviet strikes in Syria.

I thought support for Putin was part of our platform?

Aux-In 09-30-2015 05:07 PM

So yeah, Isbjørn, what did you make your Poseur Cave out of...Briks?

Justthefacts 09-30-2015 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1638873)
I thought support for Putin was part of our platform?

Absolutely, no doubt, but Putin fucked us, completely avoided talking to us personally.

grindy 10-01-2015 03:54 AM

As someone who suffered the horrors of communist oppression (no jeans) in the Soviet Union, those pampered, sheltered little kids from rich western countries, embracing communism as part of an adolescent urge to be edgy, just piss me off.

The Batlord 10-01-2015 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1638911)
Absolutely, no doubt, but Putin fucked us, completely avoided talking to us personally.

Assad's still our homeboy though, right?

Justthefacts 10-01-2015 10:45 AM

Assad, love that guy. Don't forget, we have golf scheduled with him for next Tuesday.

The Batlord 10-01-2015 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1638954)
Assad, love that guy. Don't forget, we have golf scheduled with him for next Tuesday.

Of course. I'm still drawing together the proposal for the emicalchay eaponsway deal, but it should be together by then.

Neapolitan 10-01-2015 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1638873)
I thought support for Putin was part of our platform?

Do you know why they call him Vladimir Putin?

Spoiler for punchline:
Cause he likes putin his armies in other people's countries.

Justthefacts 10-01-2015 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1638967)
Of course. I'm still drawing together the proposal for the emicalchay eaponsway deal, but it should be together by then.

Good, good. You'd think we'd discuss reform in private (messages) but we know no secrecy.

The Batlord 10-01-2015 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1639064)
Good, good. You'd think we'd discuss reform in private (messages) but we know no secrecy.

Dude, these brain dead sheep will never crack our secret code.

Justthefacts 10-01-2015 07:09 PM

Sheeple led by Isbjørn, the King Sheep.

Plankton 10-02-2015 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639075)
Dude, these brain dead sheep will never crack our secret code.

All aboard the dork train! Choo choo!

Isbjorn wants a ticket, but he can't afford one cuz his Momma so poor. I saw her kicking a can down the street one day. I asked her what she doin, and she said: "Movin".

Key 10-02-2015 09:17 PM

A few more hours left for Isborn and then we start destroying Pet Sounds' self esteem on Monday. If you'd like to continue roasting Isborn through the weekend, feel free. Someone as pathetic as him deserves a few more days.

DwnWthVwls 10-02-2015 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1639242)
A few more hours left for Isborn and then we start destroying Pet Sounds' self esteem on Monday. If you'd like to continue roasting Isborn through the weekend, feel free. Someone as pathetic as him deserves a few more days.

Does Lil's 70s bush tickle your bum when she's pegging you?

The Batlord 10-02-2015 09:30 PM

i heard he's actually swedish.

Key 10-02-2015 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639246)
i heard he's actually swedish.

Your avatar confused the **** outta me.

The Batlord 10-02-2015 09:34 PM

sweet.

Neapolitan 10-02-2015 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639075)
Dude, these brain dead sheep will never crack our secret code.

What is with members with that avatar and sheep?

The Batlord 10-02-2015 09:55 PM

you're just jealous cause the best you can get is a pig.

Oriphiel 10-03-2015 05:27 AM

^ Nice Halloween costume. You had me for a second. :laughing:

Pet_Sounds 10-03-2015 07:47 PM

Damn, I completely missed out on roasting Briks. Oh well, I probably wouldn't have had the heart to anyhow.

The Batlord 10-03-2015 07:49 PM

Cause you're Canadian, or cause you're a wussy little girl? As if there's a difference.

Pet_Sounds 10-03-2015 07:56 PM

At least I'm in shape.

The Batlord 10-03-2015 07:59 PM

Unfortunately you're in Canada.

Pet_Sounds 10-03-2015 08:40 PM

Enjoy Joaquin.

The Batlord 10-03-2015 08:43 PM

It passed us by, dumb nuts. Sucks to be in Bermuda, though. You know, except for every other week of the year.

http://www.weather.com/storms/hurric...t-bermuda-2015

Neapolitan 10-03-2015 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1639480)
Enjoy Joaquin.

Joaquin Phoenix was born in Puerto Rico, which is like the direct opposite of Canada.

The Batlord 10-03-2015 08:45 PM

Anyway.


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