Nope, can't agree. Isbjorn is such a cool name. and the inspiration for it is...

EISBAER

Coming from a guy with that most generic of usernames: Neapolitan.

This needs to happen.

So now we like Frownie's music?

Frownland is the nice guy that tries to come off as a sociopath for shock value.

Isbjorn is the sociopath that tries to come of as just some nice guy for eating people.

And I'm just here to kick the back of your chair until you flip out.

Only if it means the death of Isborn, yes.

I thought you were trying to give me a back massage. It was kind of adorable.

That was my dick. I was trying to use your shoulder blades like a titty fuck.

Yup.

Don't encourage the misuse of saxophones or another Frownland project for a ****ty attempt at comedy again. It's just too far.

Isbjorn has that name because of his addiction to coke. Quite clever, actually. Clever. A term that is absent when describing your insults.

This is Ki's thread, so everything he says is clever, yeah clever, haha Ki, you are clever, yeah clever ha ha haa.

I can't respect somebody that'd consider harming a saxophone in the name of beating a coke head to death as a musician. Use a tuba or something, but not a saxophone. Saxophones are no joke.

I new I smelt something fishy.

If you'd ever seen a picture of the guy you'd know he's a pasty, skinny ass white dude. He'd break like a twig before the saxophone even had a dent.

And come on dude, saxophones can totally be a ****ing joke.

I never claimed to be clever, but at least i'm funny.

I never claimed to be funny, but at least I'm clever.

[QUOTE=Frownland;1638446]If you'd ever seen a picture of the guy you'd know he's a pasty, skinny ass white dude. He'd break like a twig before the saxophone even had a dent.


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That's just cruel, man.

I don't care how hungry he is, he deserves it for what he's done to the name of avatars and name changes.

Before the beating, I'll tie him down and play a rendition of this song directly into his ear. Then I can beat him in the dark with night vision goggles while he panics because he can't hear me due to deafness.

Only when you're not trying to be.

Mildly.

Seems like a lot of work to beat down a crack head. I'd be much more impressed if you just kicked the crap out of him while playing the saxophone. Do a Liu Kang bicycle kick as you do it. Replace the high pitched Asian screeching with Careless Whisper. Just remember, those teeth were already falling out prior to the beating.

I used to have one of these:



...and I have no idea how this ties in with who the **** is Isbjorn. I see he/she's been active for a while, but I've never noticed any of his/her posts. Probably because they're so inane, I pass them right over. *shrug*

I'm disappointed in how much you guys have failed to roast Isborn. Pathetic even.

So the roast fits the roastee.

Atta boy.

Who?

Sounds like the name of some ****ty IKEA furniture.

[QUOTE=Lucem Ferre;1638452]That's exactly how I look. See, that's why I chose this name :)

What do we know about him, besides him being a small child from Norway who learned everything he knows about metal from me?

A really tiny frying pan that you can't even put in the dishwasher; completely fucking useless.

So ugly as ****?

We should probably put him out of his misery and then chuck him into one of Norway's many landfills.

I've seen that ****er on the corner of a floating chunk of ice begging for change. Says he's starving to death, yet he doesn't get off his ass to hunt for seals like the rest of the polar bears. You know that he's going to use that money for crack. Sucking whale dick to afford his habbits.

Rekt

Isborn removed his avatar because he's ashamed by how terrible his avatar taste is, that he believes not having one makes him a better person. It doesn't, it makes him look like a complete dick.

You know, that was a surprise avatar chosen by Gøøfle. I had no idea what I was getting into

I'd go with the Varg Christ avatar.

Putting the blame on someone else. Typical.

Sorry Goofle

Ftfy.I chose it for you.