I trust everyone's got enough ammo to absolutely murder me.

Let's do it.

I too demand to be roasted.

I heard that Frownland has a photogenic penis that looks much larger in photos and that when you pull down the fly it's a little underwhelming, kind of like seeing Tom Cruise in person and noticing how ****ing short he is.

I hear he isn't funny.

I'll update the roast list when I get home later.

Loser.

I never said any of this.^

If I had the choice of killing myself and watching Frownlands sad attempt at being edgy and hipster, I'd be happy committing suicide. Even hipsters find him irritating and offensive.

They found him irritating and offensive before it was cool.

jk I love that kid.

Frownland...found something to help improve your avatar selections:

https://images.freshop.com/000716620...0b1_medium.png

There's a whole spectrum out there.

Lucem Ferre isn't all that bad. He gave my Mom an STD too, for free I might add. He didn't just hook her up, he gave my dog herpes too before he left as well. Does that sound like something a douchebag would do? And when my HIV positive neighbor was complaining that no one would sleep with him because he has AIDS, good ol' LF was there to prove him wrong. And so he wouldn't make him feel like a cheap one night stand, he didn't even wear a condom. Do you think he pulled out? A better man might, but not Lucem. Nope, he shot his load right up his ass, in turn not only taking my neighbor's AIDS, but giving him some of his herpes as well. A douchebag? I beg to differ. I can also think of when there just weren't any needles to shoot up with, people were seriously bummed out. Until Lucem shared one of his with all of us, he even let us all use it first before he did. That was a really nice thing to do, I mean, he didn't even know any of us!! But he still let us all shoot up before he did, taking his turn last with that same rusty needle. A douchebag? I think not. And when the local pedophile ran out of candy, and couldn't seduce unknowing children into the back of his van anymore, who do you think came by with a big bowl of candy like it was Halloween? Two words : Lucem Ferre.


^I've been roasted before an I don't know if anybody can top that.

Frownland is a teenage mutant ninja hooker. Hero in high heels. Hoooker Power!

Frownland one time threw raw noodles on a plate and stuck a can of tomato paste on top and served it to his mate. He called it avant garde spaghetti.

Frownland always pisses all over the god damned toilet seat and calls it avant garde urination.

When Frownland was asked to draw a picture of his family in elementary school he just scribbled on a piece of paper and handed it to his teacher. When the teacher asked him about it he just said, "you don't get it, it's avant garde".

When Frownland gets home he throws his clothes on the floor. He calls it avant garde cleaning.

Frownland doesn't shower. He calls it avant garde hygiene.

Frownland stares in awe at how avant garde the tax man's posts are.

Frownland always insists that his dates pay for the meal. He calls it avant garde manners.

When Frownland sucks dick he doesn't consider himself gay for doing it, he considers himself avant garde straight.

Frownland uses the phrase 'avant garde' so he can be lazy and uncreative.

Frownland was avant garde before it was cool. Only because it isn't cool, never was cool and never will be cool. Until Kanye does it.

Hey Frownie...drone called. It wants its music back.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...2/qu5SVwz1.jpg

Y'all can't roast me cus y'all know nothing about me. Jajajajajaja

:laughing:

When Frownland was born, the nurses at the hospital told his parents that their baby was very ugly. "NO", his mother said, crying. "He's just avant-garde"

Frownland's "music" scared all his hair away.

I wish Frownland could play solo... so low we can't hear him.

Well you did only see a picture.

I recorded some of my farts yesterday and PMed them to Frownland. He started going into detail about the acoustics and told me the name of a Bulgurish fart jazz band that I'd obviously never heard of.

No. It's not that. It'd just be too easy. Just like Frownland's mom.

You guys suck. I was hoping this would send me into a crying bout (I'm due for a good one), but your ****ty roasts are having the opposite effect. Get your claws out you ****ing pussies.

You're a normal person.

*drops mic*

I hear Frownland cums in his sister without a condom. When asked why, he said he wanted to be "Just like his dad".

When Frownland thinks of new music to play, he sits in his room cutting himself, and records the pain in which he screams and yells for help. When that's done, he finds his acoustic guitar, acts like he can play as if he's ever had a single spec of talent, and records that. Once he's done, he finds Mondo Bungle and tells him to follow Frownland around the forum telling other people how great his music is, in exchange for a blowjob. In hindsight, Frownland realizes that his music is terrible and really should stop making so much music, because the more music he makes, the less people want to be near him, which has caused him to start balding due to depression. Honestly, the world would be a much happier place if Frownland decided to rid himself from the earth. However, he can't do that, since he'd probably just record his suicide and release it as an EP.

I hear he steals riffs from 90's Metallica.

Frownland has boring hair. Though he doesn't really have much hair.

Frownland's "beard" looks like he cut off bits of The Batlord's back hair and glued them to his face. That's all I've got right now, since I've pretty much already filled up my yearly quota of Frownland burning.



Feel free to stick me on the list, Ki.

I can't tell the difference between Frownland and Batlord.

Screw capital punishment, crime rates would plummit if criminals were forced to listen to Frownland's music instead.

Also, grow some hair, nerd.

One is a douche, and the other is a didgeridouche. :thumb:

http://i.imgur.com/oroZxpp.jpg?1

I'm totally serious.

I think I've seen that guy before! He parks outside of the elementary school offering kids candy from inside his big black van that says 'avant-garde daycare' on the side!


It's not pedophilia, it's art. You just don't get it.

I'd be cool with being roasted sometime.


Anyway, I'll be back frownland, when I think of something. ****ing ****.

Really doubt that's fountain water. Probably just water from his toilet.

It's avant-garde water he gets from the fountain at the mall when he steals quarters to pay his rent.

He also likes to pretend he can play instruments.

The only time he ever really plays is to seduce his hand. He sucks though, so it usually fails miserably. Just like his mom and his girlfriend, his hand typically ends up pleasuring some random guy in the living room just to spite him.

Did you know he collects the hairs of women that reject him? He's going to use them to build himself an avant-garde noose. It will be used for autoerotic asphyxiation before suicide.

The only difference between Batlord and Frownland is that Batlord has a job. Frownland plays white noise on the corner for money.

The only thing deep and brooding about Frownland is his anus when he lets the homeless shelter run a train on that putrid and hopeless abyss.

**** you you ****ing ****ety ****. You should ****ing be ****ing ashamed. You suck Merzbow's ****.

I am doing this right?

You know, if there's something that makes something music, perhaps it's intent. And since Frownland's intention is to show off just how self-consciously arty he is, then at best it's self-indulgent nonsense like Yngwie Malmsteen.

But really it's just not music. It's unintentional performance art.