Get it together, Plank. We're roasting Frown, not Batty.

Found Frownland's inspiration.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...9b49acef69.jpg

We know you like Korn. That's plenty of ammo.

Why you dissing Kermit?

I should not have compared Frownland to a real musician like that. Please accept my apologies.

:laughing:

Korn just played Rock in rio for the 500ith time in front of like 50 thousand people that's big TIME

No it's not.

Frownland has an inflated ego, The Batlord... an inflated doll.http://www.messentools.com/images/em...tas-batman.gif

Did you ever noticed that norg mispells a lot and that his name "norg" spelled backwards is just a misspelling of "groin"?

He offers a lot more than that.

This picture was taken after the heart breaking moment when he found the children ditching his pedo van for Batlord's pedo van because Batlord had better candy and Burger King happy meals. He felt so ugly he couldn't even look himself in the mirror to take a proper selfie. He just sat there, trying to play piano with random key pounces that had just the right amount of inharmonious cacophony to give the preacher a head ache. He was banned from the church he took that photo in shortly after. Before slamming the door the preacher told him that God was disgusted with the noises he had made in the church and he could never be forgiven for trying to call it 'music'. The preacher also spit in his face. He tried to return to his 'avant-garde daycare' van but it apparently had been towed. So he journeyed to the homeless shelter. On his way a familiar van with a bat shaped swastika pulled up to the curb and the passenger window rolled down to reveal the boy scout he had a huge crush on. They boy scout asked him if he needed a ride. He happily walked toward the van when a grinning Batlord face crept up from the drivers seat. Batlord licked the boy scout's cheek and called him a loser as they speed off. Strangely, when the speed off they hit a puddle that splashed Frownland and left him soaked even though there had been no rain to cause the puddle and it was actually around 97° F. So he continued off to the homeless shelter. When he arrived the people at the homeless shelter rejected him because the preacher had called them and warned them of the rotten noises he made in the church. He was forced to sleep under a bridge.

Its clear none of you have seen a roast.

I wouldn't mind being roasted.

As for Frownland, I can't actually think of a good roast. I guess I'm too nice.

It's clear you've never seen the inside of a classroom.

This is all true. It was very hard finding someone who would paint a bat-shaped swastika on my van.

This part nearly made me choke on the fish I was eating, wtf. :clap:

I kinda remember that night, but I'm pretty sure I made the priest sleep outside while I got free reign of the church.

Always one to criticize, but never to offer anything of value.

^roasted

I'm in but I'm gonna be way too easy.

When Frownland has diarrhea, he not only refers to it as a Freeform bowel movement, he also records the various noises involved to be used in a loop as a backing for his upcoming single, "Coat Hanger + Guitar: Redux."

^ill add you to the list later today. Happy to see you aboard.

This is actually one of mine. I did tell him about it though.

FYI: Frownland (9/21 - 9/25)
Get it together, Ki. We're roasting Frown, not Roxy.

You create a thread for it if you feel that you can do better. Again, always one to criticize yet offering nothing of value.

Keep focused, stay the course, roast The Frownland.

I bet he doesn't know how to play any of the instruments he takes lame selfies with.

http://cookdiary.net/wp-content/uplo.../Pot-Roast.jpg

I know being a woman who was meant to cook for a man, you think we were talking about that when we said roast.

No, we are referring to the art of insulting somebody for comedic purposes.




Either way, I've decided to start a charity to help this poor bastard. For every dollar you send in, that's one less dollar he tries to earn by making inartistic broken T.V. sounds.

They're not even his instruments. The Sax was a sax he stole from some guy who played on the corner. He hurried to take that picture before getting his ass beat. And I already told the story of the church piano.


I also heard he has a bigger premature ejaculation problem than Lil' John.

Bro, what do you want me to say, the truth, that the roast comments aimed at frown have been mediocre at best, except for a handful of them. I mean like ok, I am a bitch but I have a filter. So I didn't say **** because I actually didn't think I could do better. I told you what I thought in earnest in the beginning and I also told you I can talk about me, so here's me saying up front , no I can not do any better on the spot like that, I like Chris to much to roast him, and I like all yall too much to do this, so I am not going to participate. Now, I am just gonna say this to you, and I mean this from a caring place, you can be really mean sometimes, and it's not like a mean I had a hard day and snap mean it's like a spite mean and Idk man, I like you a lot so it really kinda bugs the piss outta me when you do that. So no Ki, I don't think this will be as awesome as you thought it would be.

I can't tell if this is serious or not. I'm going to assume it's not since the whole point of the thread is to throw jabs at each other, and I threw one at you, in the spirit of the thread. No reason to get uptight over a comment that doesn't mean anything. Also, this thread is awesome, people seem to be enjoying it.

With the way he makes his music, it's pretty obvious that he doesn't know how to play a single instrument.

Oh look, I found Frownland. After only one page.


http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5...zhzdo1_500.jpg

http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/page/2

I actually agree, I think most of the people on here do suck at roasting. I thought the roast idea was good, though.

This guy is too good looking to be Frownland.

"You want a crayon billy? Come up and give me a kiss for it!" Oh god it's funny because Frownland looks like a pedophile. Balding, glasses, https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...oB7s9PXfwYcghA

And has way too much hair.

If you look at the definition of a roast, it says " is subjected to good-natured jokes at their expense intended to amuse the event's wider audience". I'm pretty sure we've all been making good-natured jokes toward Frownland this week. That's all this thread is meant to be. Someone is in the "hot seat" and we just throw as many good-natured jokes towards them as we can. Doesn't need to be complicated. And considering everyone in this thread understands the premise, i'd say we are damn good at roasting.

Also, please keep in mind that although my comments may seem rude, i'm doing so in the spirit of the thread. You guys aren't meant to take any of these jabs seriously.

The guy in the picture probably knows how to write and play music as well.