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Exo 07-28-2019 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2068482)
Yes. You will move to Brooklyn, NY in May, 2023 to run the second in a chain of record stores expanded from the one you currently work at. By 2030 there will be 22 such stores spread across the United States (and one in Montreal) and you will be the north east regional manager and a 25% stake holder earning you around $250,000 a year. A few years later the company will also own live music venues and a record label. You will continue to live in Brooklyn until you retire in the Catskills.
Dude. This is literally my goal right now. Woah.

The Batlord 07-28-2019 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2068491)
Dude. This is literally my goal right now. Woah.
*Whoa

OccultHawk 07-28-2019 02:29 PM
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Will Exo give me a job?
No

The Batlord 07-28-2019 02:30 PM
Exo!!!

OccultHawk 07-28-2019 02:31 PM
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Reasonable. I kinda don't want to own a dog or cat on my own for the same reason I don't trust myself to own a kid. Will I ever get a blowjob from my mom's dog?
Yes. About 30% of the times you have the house to yourself until the dog dies.

Exo 07-28-2019 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky (Post 2068492)
*Whoa
That's a habit I can't unlearn.

The Batlord 07-28-2019 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2068495)
Yes. About 30% of the times you have the house to yourself until the dog dies.
Will the dog let me kiss him?

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2068496)
That's a habit I can't unlearn.
I feel you tbh. If it wasn't for MB spellcheck I'd still be doing it too.

OccultHawk 07-28-2019 02:36 PM
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Will the dog let me kiss him?
Yes.

Exo 07-28-2019 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky (Post 2068498)
I feel you tbh. If it wasn't for MB spellcheck I'd still be doing it too.
I'm notoriously terrible with spelling and grammar.

Frownland 07-28-2019 02:37 PM
*wohe

Is my get rich quick scheme gonna work?


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