Hawk just sees my true potential
Although I agree that only one cat at a time is a bit of a stretch

You would never be satisfied with any less than three, but more than five would become depressing.

would it though?
https://typeset-beta.imgix.net/lovel...18518aac2f.gif
btw, have you ever seen that documentary Grey Gardens?

If you live alone then yes.

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I have not.

Am I going to get fired if I keep missing shifts

You’re not ever going to return to your job again.

I work in like half an hour so watch me debunk this whole thread.

Edit: yep, no powers it's all fake

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