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And if the cop gives you any attitude for your question, say "All right, then tell me where the nearest doughnut shop is. You should know. All you lazy ass cops do is drink coffee and eat doughnuts."
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murder is FREE and completely fun and guilt free way to have fun ;D
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If David Allan Coe is still putting on concerts, go and see one of them. He likes to be kidded, so be sure to yell things at the stage like "you couldn't write a song if your life depended on it, you stupid redneck" and "your fans are inbred, just like you." You won't believe all of the excitement that will bring to you!
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if you really want to live that party life, ya better start lying! Go up to groups of people and whisper sweet abandon in their ears about what the others are saying. Start watching the purses fly and the guns cocking! Don't stop now! Keep lying to everyone in the city streets until full out war breaks out.
In order to avoid blame, make sure to illustrate in ur alibi that it was all ironic and "a prank" for the laughs and that everyone who may be offended or triggered is actually weaksauce and a crybaby! The first time someone pulls a weapon out on you the magic words to remember are "it was just a prank bro!"
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write the most urgent and important messages in tacky fonts the same color as the background of the site you are posting to
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