I don't have kids and **** my family, but yeah, that's it.

I attempted suicide twice this year, I’m not allowed to own a gun anymore.

Mine was taken with the 5150 my family initiated.
Took about a year to get it back.

Ooof.

I always find it weird when I find out people who I think are awesome attempt suicide or think about it a lot. I'm assuming a low self perception is a factor in the decision and wonder if they know what I think or if there is somebody out there that thinks the same way about me despite my perception of self. I guess it doesn't really matter because no matter how genuine it is it always feels phony when you hear something supportive.

You have a Eddie Van Halen guitar!!! How is it? Debating which one to get, the EVH striped or the 5150. The Exotic Ziricote Wolfgang is so class.

Dumbass.

http://www.fmicassets.com/Damroot/Zo...frt_001_nr.png

Nice try. It's a guitar too. I assumed you knew that. The 5150 is the guitar with - wait for it -
"5150" stickers on it. It's not exactly rocket science, Chula.

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/9k...Jih-650-80.jpg

You're a dumbass for assuming I owned the guitar when it's the amp I own. Those guitars blow. The amps are amazing.

You're a dumbass for owning Van Hagar memorabilia.

Which ones? EVH Striped Series or the EVH 5150? They look similar but they're different. The EVH 5150 is $500 more. Are you telling me you are judging the more expensive one by what you think of the cheaper one?