The -10 Star Song Thread

[GuitarBizarre]

Originally Posted by Conan

A long the lines of borind ballads, Jackhammer... here's this.



And the 80s is bloody filled with em.

Oh come on, a cheesy 80's ballad like that is at the least competently written...it certainly doesn't deserve to be called one of the worst songs every made, not by a LONG way.

[someonecompletelyrandom]

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Oh come on, a cheesy 80's ballad like that is at the least competently written...it certainly doesn't deserve to be called one of the worst songs every made, not by a LONG way.

I'd lump most if not all 80s power ballads into the "worst of all time category." .... of course from a purely John Cage perspective it's fairly interesting sound.

[GuitarBizarre]

Originally Posted by Conan

I'd lump most if not all 80s power ballads into the "worst of all time category." .... of course from a purely John Cage perspective it's fairly interesting sound.

Oh screw you man, admittedly most of them suck, but not anywhere NEAR as badly as most of the other songs in this thread.

[DiSTANToblivion]

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

also this

Video: Major Lazer, “Pon De Floor” « The FADER

umm... what the hell did I just watch? I've never been so scared in my life, and that's saying something when I've seen 60% of Spice World.

[GuitarBizarre]

Originally Posted by DiSTANToblivion

umm... what the hell did I just watch? I've never been so scared in my life, and that's saying something when I've seen 60% of Spice World.

YOu just watched what is apparently a 'new dance craze' called 'daggering'

The dude with the freaky bleached blonde tipped afro with the shaven bits? He's called 'Skerrit Bwoi' or 'Skerrit Boi' and he is apparently one of the foremost pioneers of this.

You know your target. Now GO. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

[DiSTANToblivion]

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

YOu just watched what is apparently a 'new dance craze' called 'daggering'

The dude with the freaky bleached blonde tipped afro with the shaven bits? He's called 'Skerrit Bwoi' or 'Skerrit Boi' and he is apparently one of the foremost pioneers of this.

You know your target. Now GO. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

I knew I was sent back in time for a reason, and to think I was looking for John Conner this whole time.



Oh you all knew this was coming, don't tell me you didn't
I'll be nice here in knowing there is worse, so...
-8.5/10

[jackhammer]

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

YOu just watched what is apparently a 'new dance craze' called 'daggering'

The dude with the freaky bleached blonde tipped afro with the shaven bits? He's called 'Skerrit Bwoi' or 'Skerrit Boi' and he is apparently one of the foremost pioneers of this.

You know your target. Now GO. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

The video is terrible for sure but that song has it's roots in Dancehall and is far from one of the worst things I have heard.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Conan

A long the lines of borind ballads, Jackhammer... here's this.



And the 80s is bloody filled with em.

Haha! Saw them in concert when I was 12.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by jackhammer

- 1000/10

I just hate it, hate it, hate it and leave the room if it's on the TV or cover my ears if I can't escape and I'm not joking. I would rather listen to the most bland, insipid pop continuously until my brain shrinks than listen to this crapfest. Green Day come pretty close too.

Yes. This and every other Whitney Houston songs makes me die inside.

[captaincaptain]

-10, easily

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