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Old 01-25-2018, 06:30 PM   #35861 (permalink)
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This is why you are not a performance artist. Smear yourself with peanut butter and challenge yourself.
The whole dogs & peanut butter thing is so passé. It doesn't hold a candle to my main routine (during which a gold-painted man dressed like Pyramaidhead pours a vat of blackstrap molasses and hot candle wax over my head while I try to wrangle four angry screeching cassowaries and evade the wasps circling overhead. I haven't figured out what the ideal musical accompaniment would be though. Maybe a recording of several tornado sirens and/or farm machinery slowed 600%?)
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Old 01-25-2018, 06:44 PM   #35862 (permalink)
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You're thinking too hard. Pick a fight with a honey badger dressed as a Mexican masked wrestler, record it, and then play it backwards to look like you fought it off.
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Old 01-25-2018, 06:46 PM   #35863 (permalink)
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That'll be Act II of course.
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Old 01-25-2018, 07:43 PM   #35864 (permalink)
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Butter is where it's at.

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Old 01-25-2018, 08:14 PM   #35865 (permalink)
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Leafy greens >>>>
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Old 01-25-2018, 08:14 PM   #35866 (permalink)
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Oo what are you going to cook with them?
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Old 01-25-2018, 08:16 PM   #35867 (permalink)
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Oo what are you going to cook with them?
I pretty much sustain myself on simple three ingredient stir frys over brown rice. Tonight I have kale, onion, and mushrooms sautéed in coconut oil.
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Old 01-25-2018, 08:31 PM   #35868 (permalink)
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I pretty much sustain myself on simple three ingredient stir frys over brown rice. Tonight I have kale, onion, and mushrooms sautéed in coconut oil.
Oh right you mentioned that I think; coconut is great for cooking with. (And for everything really. It makes a really good post-shower body oil since it absorbs so quickly)
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Oh right you mentioned that I think; coconut is great for cooking with. (And for everything really. It makes a really good post-shower body oil since it absorbs so quickly)
Yes I agree it's the best but also hazardous lol. I've also fallen so hard on my ass after oiling up in the bathtub and then walking on the hardwood
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coconut anything <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<
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