is this joke funny? (French, Hang, teacher)

royal · 11-08-2005, 07:05 PM

i was with a group of people one day and they was telling jokes. so i told them that i have a joke, but when i finish telling them, i only got like 3 laughs out of like 8 people. here's the joke:

it's this girl, she loves bubble gum. so one they these boys came up to her and said, "we will give you 1 piece of bubble gum if you go up and slide down the flag pole." so she did and went home and said, "mom, mom these boys give me 1 piece of bubble gum to go up and slide down the flag pole." and than the mother said, "honey they just wanted to see your panties."
the next day the same boys came up to her and said, "we will give you 3 pieces of bubble gum if you go up and slide down the flag pole." so she did and went home and said, " mom, mom this time the boys give me 3 pieces of bubble gum to slide down the flag pole." the mom said, "honey i told you they just wanted to see your panties." the next day the same boys came to her and said, "this time we will give you 5 pieces of bubble gum if you go up and slide down the flag pole." so she did and went home and said, "mom, mom this time they give me 5 pieces of bubble gum to slide down the flag pole." and than the mom said, "i told you they wanted to see your panties." and the girl said, "but mom i was smart this time, i didn't wear any panties."

so tell me the truth, is it funny or not. if not lets see what you got.

big coffin hunter · 11-08-2005, 07:09 PM

i think thats pretty good

Laces Out Dan! · 11-08-2005, 07:46 PM

Yeah that joke is alright....Its quiet Clever lol

Merkaba · 11-08-2005, 10:20 PM

To be honest I could see the punch line a mile away.

TheBig3 · 11-08-2005, 10:30 PM

No I don't think so. I didn't know where it was going but I mean, it lacks what we call in the literary world, vertie (look its French ok, im not expected to know how to spell it)

It just has no anchoring in reality. I don't know, the impossibility of someone being that stupid breaks the movement of the joke.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 11-09-2005, 12:00 AM

It was so funny I forgot to laugh!

blackTshirt · 11-09-2005, 12:55 AM

oh my god
I SO KNEW IT
SO NOT FUNNY

frozengoose · 11-09-2005, 01:05 AM

three people laughed?? wow!

bobinatcat · 11-09-2005, 01:51 AM

have to agree
it was a pretty **** joke

bobinatcat · 11-09-2005, 01:55 AM

how about this one

kids are in school and the teacher says to little johhny4 birds are sitting on a powerline. one gets shot, how many are left.
little johhny says none because the others would have flown away after the gunshot.
no johhny the answer is three, but i do like your way of thinking.
hearing this he says can i ask you a question then.
teacher - sure
three women are sitting on a bench all eating ice creams. one is licking it. another is sucking it while the last one is giving it a strange *almost blowjob like* action. now which one of those women is married
the teacher answer with the last one wondering how a young kid would know such a joke.
johhny replies no thats not right. its the one with the wedding ring, but i do like your way of thinking...

i think we should change this to the *crap* joke thread

11-08-2005, 07:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
royal Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: California Posts: 25	is this joke funny? i was with a group of people one day and they was telling jokes. so i told them that i have a joke, but when i finish telling them, i only got like 3 laughs out of like 8 people. here's the joke: it's this girl, she loves bubble gum. so one they these boys came up to her and said, "we will give you 1 piece of bubble gum if you go up and slide down the flag pole." so she did and went home and said, "mom, mom these boys give me 1 piece of bubble gum to go up and slide down the flag pole." and than the mother said, "honey they just wanted to see your panties." the next day the same boys came up to her and said, "we will give you 3 pieces of bubble gum if you go up and slide down the flag pole." so she did and went home and said, " mom, mom this time the boys give me 3 pieces of bubble gum to slide down the flag pole." the mom said, "honey i told you they just wanted to see your panties." the next day the same boys came to her and said, "this time we will give you 5 pieces of bubble gum if you go up and slide down the flag pole." so she did and went home and said, "mom, mom this time they give me 5 pieces of bubble gum to slide down the flag pole." and than the mom said, "i told you they wanted to see your panties." and the girl said, "but mom i was smart this time, i didn't wear any panties." so tell me the truth, is it funny or not. if not lets see what you got. __________________ I MAKE MY OWN RULES, DO MY OWN PLANS. GANGSTAS DO WHAT THEY WANT, SUCKERS DO WHAT THEY CAN'T

11-08-2005, 10:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	To be honest I could see the punch line a mile away. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

11-08-2005, 10:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	No I don't think so. I didn't know where it was going but I mean, it lacks what we call in the literary world, vertie (look its French ok, im not expected to know how to spell it) It just has no anchoring in reality. I don't know, the impossibility of someone being that stupid breaks the movement of the joke. __________________ I've moved to a new address

11-09-2005, 12:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	It was so funny I forgot to laugh! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

11-09-2005, 12:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 854	oh my god I SO KNEW IT SO NOT FUNNY __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

11-08-2005, 07:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
big coffin hunter Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: fitchburg MA Posts: 93	i think thats pretty good

11-08-2005, 07:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	Yeah that joke is alright....Its quiet Clever lol

11-09-2005, 01:05 AM	#8 (permalink)
frozengoose Groupie Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 4	three people laughed?? wow!

11-09-2005, 01:51 AM	#9 (permalink)
bobinatcat spak-tenguin Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 74	have to agree it was a pretty **** joke __________________ recently listened to: http://imagegen.last.fm/tracks/recen...bobinatcat.gif

11-09-2005, 01:55 AM	#10 (permalink)
bobinatcat spak-tenguin Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 74	how about this one kids are in school and the teacher says to little johhny4 birds are sitting on a powerline. one gets shot, how many are left. little johhny says none because the others would have flown away after the gunshot. no johhny the answer is three, but i do like your way of thinking. hearing this he says can i ask you a question then. teacher - sure three women are sitting on a bench all eating ice creams. one is licking it. another is sucking it while the last one is giving it a strange almost blowjob like action. now which one of those women is married the teacher answer with the last one wondering how a young kid would know such a joke. johhny replies no thats not right. its the one with the wedding ring, but i do like your way of thinking... i think we should change this to the crap joke thread __________________ recently listened to: http://imagegen.last.fm/tracks/recen...bobinatcat.gif