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Old 06-02-2016, 11:18 AM   #661 (permalink)
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I am never self deprecating how dare you.
Why not? Self deprecation is a useful skill whenever one needs to shoot a proverbial bullet through one's own proverbial chest, for the sheer pleasure of wounding the dude behind you who's got you in a proverbial stranglehold...

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Old 06-02-2016, 11:19 AM   #662 (permalink)
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Don't mess with the Bull young lady. Maybe you should spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself, and a little less time trying to impress people.
Eat. My. Shorts.
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Old 06-02-2016, 11:20 AM   #663 (permalink)
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Eat. My. Shorts.
Are they the edible kind? Your hubby wouldn't like that, by the way.
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Old 06-02-2016, 11:23 AM   #664 (permalink)
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He'd think it's hilarious considering I sharted in them before serving them up with hollandaisse.
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Old 06-02-2016, 11:24 AM   #665 (permalink)
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That is perhaps the most disgusting thing I've read on this site. Props to you, Aunt Dagger for doing what no one thought possible and being grosser than The Batlord himself.
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 06-02-2016, 11:24 AM   #666 (permalink)
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He'd think it's hilarious considering I sharted in them before serving them up with hollandaisse.
**** is a delicacy for lower life forms. Plankton'll love it.
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**** is a delicacy for lower life forms. Plankton'll love it.
As long as there's guac on it.
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Sure. That's guacamole, go for it. No, I promise.
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Old 06-02-2016, 11:27 AM   #669 (permalink)
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As long as there's guac on it.
He'll have to hold off until tomorrow for that flavor.
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Old 06-02-2016, 11:36 AM   #670 (permalink)
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I'm all giddy over it. Guac on poop... yeah, it's a thing now. I guess. Some statements are taken waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too literally.
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