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Old 07-16-2004, 07:20 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2004, 05:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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[QUOTE=Interactive]I agree with you Spencer, that was somewhat lame.
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I agree too.
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Old 07-25-2004, 01:50 AM   #13 (permalink)
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ya, by the way, was the cheerleader and cheerios joke told between a bunch of drunken people, cause that would explain alot....
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Old 09-06-2004, 01:05 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Here is one I heard a rap DJ say on the radio: A man walks into his house and walks up to his wife and holds out his hand which has dog poop in it and says: "Look what I almost steped in!"

By the way, I love the hunter joke. My Grandpa told me that one too.
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Old 09-06-2004, 10:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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...I read the poop joke like 5 times and i must be too retareded to get it, but i re-read the hunter joke, since it has been about 9 months since i read it last, and it made me laugh
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Old 09-06-2004, 10:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
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heh, i really are retarded ^
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