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Old 12-17-2006, 10:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Post your 10-20 favourite shitty artists in this thread and I will evaluate your musicality or lack their of.


Thankyou for your time.
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Old 12-17-2006, 11:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha I think you can have some fun with this fucker...

Not in any order:
1.Blind Guardian
2.Mindless Self Indulgence
3.Miles Beyond(local)
4.Strapping Young Lad
5.Apocolyptica
6.Leaves Eyes
7.DeVotchKa
8.ELO
9.The Who
10.Rick Wakeman
11.Ashes of Soma
12.No Doubt(early stuff)
13.Motley Crue
14.Rammstein
15.Flogging Molly
16.Disturbed
17.Dresden Dolls
18.Arch Enemy
19.Pantera
20.Deep Purple
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Old 12-17-2006, 11:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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My first thoughts: Not a lot of variety, every artist is in the rock or pop variety of music. Rock music sucks.

Blind Guardian: POWER METAL \m/. That's what I would say if their was actually one power metal band that didn't suck ass. This band is no different.

Mindless Self Indulgence: When I first huurd this band I felt like I was listening to a poop being pissed on. It's like a combination of the worst of every type of music they were influenced by.

Miles Beyond(local): Srry I haven't hurrd this band before.

Apocolyptica: I don't know this band but judging from the name they are of the power metal variety. See: Blind Guardian. Notice how they all have crappy names that try to sound edgy and cool.

The Who: Not really bad other than the fact that they are so boring. The fact that everyone likes The Who and I'm an underground music elitist adds to my hate.

No Doubt(early stuff): My mom likes early No Doubt.

Motley Crue: I'd love to be sucking Tommy Lee's cock but in terms of music they suck.

Rammstein: I'm all for good German music. Krautrock, Rock-O-Rama Records stuff (jk, only the early hardcore stuff) and the decent hardcore punk music produced from their with lyrics sung in the native tongue. It makes me sad for Germany that since then, they produced Rammstein. Tut tut.

Flogging Molly: What's with all the folk punk/celtic shit. It all sucks harder than Raine's vacume cleaner.

Arch Enemy: Women with no tallent shouldn't be allowed to try and make music. Go and bake me pies.

Pantera: LoL@Dimebag dying.

Srry I couldn't comment on them all but that would take too long.

I help you through your musical retardation: You seem to like metal (be it shitty modern metal, but metal none the less). Go and get some early Cryptic Slaughter and some Fearless Iranians From Hell.

Also, get some variety. And by variety I don't mean shit like Elliott Smith, STFU Stevens, Jaga Jazzist and some crap Acid Jazz.

Thankyou for your time.

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Apocolyptica: I don't know this band but judging from the name they are of the power metal variety. See: Blind Guardian. Notice how they all have crappy names that try to sound edgy and cool.
Its four cellos that play Metallica covers, classical music and their own originals. Pretty damn decent.
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^HAHAHAHAHAHA.....oh god.

Oh yeah, and I'm more of a Nikki Sixx fan, he's hawtness.
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Put on some honey and it's just like licking a lollipop.
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Put on some honey and it's just like licking a lollipop.
Is that what you tell the kids at the playground?
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Put on some honey and it's just like licking a lollipop.
Have fun with the herpes. God knows he's a breeding ground for STDs.
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It was but I left school a few months ago. I just turned 7 and I'm going to big boy school.

Back on topic, bitches
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