I've just won $200,000 (fan, members, quote, Bell)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-01-2008, 05:25 PM

I didn't want it to sound too far fetched

jackhammer · 02-01-2008, 05:27 PM

That is such a conundrum in composing E-Mail today.

swim · 02-01-2008, 05:51 PM

I want to go to

6123 Cool Street Rd.
Somewherevulle
Ax34587,
Australia...

right-track · 02-01-2008, 05:52 PM

I was born on Cool Street Rd.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-05-2008, 12:07 PM

They finally got back to me today

Quote:

Attn: Lucky Winner;

This is the Australian Regional Claims Department, We wish to Congratulate you on your victory, you are a lucky person to have won this Two hundred thousand US DOLLARS ($200,000 DOLLARS) .

Your email address was amongst those chosen this quarter from our new java-based software that randomly selects email addresses from the web from which winners are selected.

Your details have be checked and were all correct. so we move ahead in making this claims, you are to get an application form for payment from the forms agent, which the bank will use to pay you your prize.

You are to indicate how you want the prize to be sent to you either paying it into your bank account or with a certified cashier payment cheque.

Note the application form should not cost more than $155 US Dollars which you are to pay for the form and that is the only money you are to pay to claim this price, ill also help you to get the form from the bank and send it to you through email.

Your reply is needed urgently so we can make this claim fast so that the bank pays you before next week.

A scanned copy of your winners certificate will be sent to you as we proceed in making the claims.
Once again, congratulations on behalf of the claims department.

Regional Claims Department,
Australian Lottery Board.

right-track · 02-05-2008, 01:37 PM

amateurs!!!

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-05-2008, 01:40 PM

Funnily enough I sent the reply from a totally different email address & they didn't even notice

ladyluckrules · 02-05-2008, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Funnily enough I sent the reply from a totally different email address & they didn't even notice

Then it's probably just a bot or somesuch nonsense.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-05-2008, 02:00 PM

and here's my reply to the latest email...

Quote:

Hello Mr Claims Department (or is that mrs or miss or ms , what is your name anyway?)

I am so delighted to see that my details are correct , i'm telling you i'm so excited I could shit.
I am a little confused though , what is this application form I need and why does it cost $155?
Is paper really in such short supply there? I could get you a good discount on a block of 1000 sheets of A4 if you need it that badly. I'll give it to you for nothing if you like after all I am about to get 200,000 smackeroonies.

Are you sure you couldn't find me a cheaper one? I don't mind if it's a bit dog eared or has coffee rings on it.

As for receiving my prize would it be at all possible for a friend or relative to pick it up on my behalf ?

I have a good friend who lives in Oz called Harold Bishop who married my sister's cousins mother in law. I spoke to him about my good fortune. I told him that you are based in Somewherevule , and he tells me that he only lives 45 minutes drive away from there and could get there no trouble at all. I could quite easily get in touch with my solicitors Messrs Peter , Bjorn & John Associates to sort out all the paperwork & legal documentation to make this happen.

Anyway if this isn't possible please get in touch with me and let me know how else it is possible to claim my prize.

May the seed of loins grow fruitful in the belly of your woman

Jeremy xx

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-05-2008, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyluckrules

Then it's probably just a bot or somesuch nonsense.

No they're not bots , they're trying to scam people out of money. As soon as they realise someone might fall for it all the replies you get are personal.

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right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,771	I was born on Cool Street Rd.

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right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,771	amateurs!!!