The Saturday 6-Pack

ElephantSack · 01-30-2010, 01:20 AM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Worst 6 I've ever seen.
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Don't know.
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?

Depend on how many roommates they have.
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?

Worst 6 ever.
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?

Worst 6 ever.
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Yes they do. I only know because we have one.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 01-30-2010, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Ronnie Jane Devo

1. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

[B]5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?[/B

You are the most epic person ever. Mentor me.

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
I don't know, Lady Dracula, why is that?

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
I think so, I've been the only person in a theatre before. I kinda want to get busy in an empty one. It would be so much better if it was an action movie too...

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Because the nearest Whole Foods is 40 minutes away from my house.

4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?The crushed up and blended dreams of the pure at heart.

5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Big3 had B.O.

6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?I like pancakes and ducks.

jackhammer · 01-30-2010, 07:10 PM

New 6 pack anyone? I was also surprised that my last batch were answered seriously sometimes. I don't care where prune juice comes from really.

jackhammer · 01-31-2010, 04:22 PM

Not one of you cannot muster a few questions that you want to ask on here? A sorry state of affairs I have to say.

Astronomer · 01-31-2010, 04:55 PM

1. You are about to die. What would you do with all of your worldly possessions?

2. Have you ever been mistaken for somebody famous? If so, who?

3. Favourite day of the week and why?

4. Have you ever been arrested or in trouble with the police? What for?

5. What's the very first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

6. Three things that you always carry with you:

Sorry if they're crappy!

jackhammer · 01-31-2010, 04:57 PM

That's ten! but thankyou Lateralus. Choose 6 and we have this weeks 6 pack

Astronomer · 01-31-2010, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

That's ten! but thankyou Lateralus. Choose 6 and we have this weeks 6 pack

Oops! I have no idea why I did ten! Haha. Well I've edited it so it's 6 now

FETCHER. · 01-31-2010, 05:14 PM

I'm rebelling and filling all 10 out.

1. You are about to die. What would you do with all of your worldly possessions?
Give them to people who mean something to me. If they don't want it, I'd give it to someone who deserves it.

2. Have you ever been mistaken for somebody famous? If so, who?
Carly Stenson once. I don't look a thing like her though.

3. Favourite day of the week and why?
Friday, every second Friday is pay day.

4. Have you ever been arrested or in trouble with the police? What for?
I've escaped the police every time I've done something illegal

5. What's the very first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
A whiz haha.

6. Three things that you always carry with you:
Mobile, Rosy Vaseline, my iPod!

7. Have you ever been in hospital? If so, what for?
I broke my ankle in 4 places, and displaced my shin bones. I had to be operated on.

8. What is something that you wish you were better at?
Swimming. Art. Playing instruments. English.

9. Last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
02-lange_feat_the_morrighan_-_follow_me_(lange_club_mix)-wsn.mp3

10. Furthest place you've ever traveled from home?
Beijing/Xian, I'm unsure which is furthest.

pourmeanother · 01-31-2010, 05:18 PM

I just chose 6 of the 10 that I felt like answering most...

1. You are about to die. What would you do with all of your worldly possessions?
Gift them or burn them. I'm a generous guy, so most stuff would be easily given away. But some stuff, like cherished photographs (or porn) I would rather take with me to the grave.

2. Have you ever been mistaken for somebody famous? If so, who?
Not mistaken for, but told directly I look like: Chris Klein (circa American Pie days), a young Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (by my friend's grandma - I have no idea what that looks like), Michael Phelps (I was wearing a bathing suit), and QB Aaron Rodgers (I was in his hometown).

3. Favourite day of the week and why?
Thursday. You have the weekend ahead of you, you can pound some drinks back, quality programming on (The Office, It's Always Sunny, The League, Adult Swim)- overall, solid day.

7. Have you ever been in hospital? If so, what for?
I pass out a lot- about once every 2 years I'll have an episode in public. I was hospitalized for a short bit after my most recent one- when I passed out at a Jamba Juice while standing up, fell face first on concrete (chipped some teeth, cut above my eye) and was out cold for a minute or more. I've passed out on stage during a school play, at Fresh Choice, at Jamba Juice, at Petco, at a family Christmas, and I think that's all- at least in terms of public appearances of the fainter.

8. What is something that you wish you were better at?
Almost anything really. I have a knack for being average-to-above-average at almost everything, but not great at any one thing. I can pick up any sport and be competitive, can play guitar and piano at a beginner level, cook, write, draw, program, recite useless knowledge... But not a stud in any of 'em. If I had to choose one, I'd like to be a top notch cook. Yeah, it pleases others too, but I'm the one eating my food most of the time- and I'm only decent at a few things.

10. Furthest place you've ever traveled from home?
The great state of Maine- some 3000 or 3500 miles from Cali. I need to get out more.

Astronomer · 01-31-2010, 05:20 PM

Guys I edited the list so there is only 6! I don't know why I did 10... Monday morning = brain failure.

1. You are about to die. What would you do with all of your worldly possessions?
I know that a) When you're dead you won't really give a crap what happens to your possessions and b) they're just material objects, but I think I would designate them all out to people who mean something to me and people who would appreciate them. I know that it has always been incredibly special when I've received an item from someone I knew who passed away.

2. Have you ever been mistaken for somebody famous? If so, who?
I've never been actually mistaken for anybody famous but I've often been told I look like people... Mena Suvari was one of them and my best friend thinks I resemble Katie Holmes but they're all lies! I'd rather be unique-looking.

3. Favourite day of the week and why?
Friday is my least favourite day of the week because the kids at school are incredibly restless and ratty by then. Saturday definitely takes the cake for obvious reasons.

4. Have you ever been arrested or in trouble with the police? What for?
Can't say I have. I've never even gotten a speeding fine or traffic infringement!

5. What's the very first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Put clothes on and make coffee/ tea.

6. Three things that you always carry with you:
Car keys, a pen, lip balm.

01-30-2010, 01:20 AM	#3811 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Worst 6 I've ever seen. 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Don't know. 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? Depend on how many roommates they have. 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? Worst 6 ever. 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? Worst 6 ever. 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? Yes they do. I only know because we have one. __________________ OF THE SUN

01-30-2010, 07:10 PM	#3813 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	New 6 pack anyone? I was also surprised that my last batch were answered seriously sometimes. I don't care where prune juice comes from really. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

01-31-2010, 04:22 PM	#3814 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Not one of you cannot muster a few questions that you want to ask on here? A sorry state of affairs I have to say. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

01-31-2010, 04:55 PM	#3815 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	1. You are about to die. What would you do with all of your worldly possessions? 2. Have you ever been mistaken for somebody famous? If so, who? 3. Favourite day of the week and why? 4. Have you ever been arrested or in trouble with the police? What for? 5. What's the very first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? 6. Three things that you always carry with you: Sorry if they're crappy! __________________ Last edited by Astronomer; 01-31-2010 at 05:11 PM.

01-31-2010, 04:57 PM	#3816 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	That's ten! but thankyou Lateralus. Choose 6 and we have this weeks 6 pack __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

01-31-2010, 05:18 PM	#3819 (permalink)
pourmeanother Saaaad Panda Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 852	I just chose 6 of the 10 that I felt like answering most... 1. You are about to die. What would you do with all of your worldly possessions? Gift them or burn them. I'm a generous guy, so most stuff would be easily given away. But some stuff, like cherished photographs (or porn) I would rather take with me to the grave. 2. Have you ever been mistaken for somebody famous? If so, who? Not mistaken for, but told directly I look like: Chris Klein (circa American Pie days), a young Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (by my friend's grandma - I have no idea what that looks like), Michael Phelps (I was wearing a bathing suit), and QB Aaron Rodgers (I was in his hometown). 3. Favourite day of the week and why? Thursday. You have the weekend ahead of you, you can pound some drinks back, quality programming on (The Office, It's Always Sunny, The League, Adult Swim)- overall, solid day. 7. Have you ever been in hospital? If so, what for? I pass out a lot- about once every 2 years I'll have an episode in public. I was hospitalized for a short bit after my most recent one- when I passed out at a Jamba Juice while standing up, fell face first on concrete (chipped some teeth, cut above my eye) and was out cold for a minute or more. I've passed out on stage during a school play, at Fresh Choice, at Jamba Juice, at Petco, at a family Christmas, and I think that's all- at least in terms of public appearances of the fainter. 8. What is something that you wish you were better at? Almost anything really. I have a knack for being average-to-above-average at almost everything, but not great at any one thing. I can pick up any sport and be competitive, can play guitar and piano at a beginner level, cook, write, draw, program, recite useless knowledge... But not a stud in any of 'em. If I had to choose one, I'd like to be a top notch cook. Yeah, it pleases others too, but I'm the one eating my food most of the time- and I'm only decent at a few things. 10. Furthest place you've ever traveled from home? The great state of Maine- some 3000 or 3500 miles from Cali. I need to get out more. __________________ Life is just blah, blah, blah You hope for blah And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah And waiting for blah And hoping you were right about the blahs you made And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out And you're surrounded by the ones you blah Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.

01-31-2010, 05:20 PM	#3820 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	Guys I edited the list so there is only 6! I don't know why I did 10... Monday morning = brain failure. 1. You are about to die. What would you do with all of your worldly possessions? I know that a) When you're dead you won't really give a crap what happens to your possessions and b) they're just material objects, but I think I would designate them all out to people who mean something to me and people who would appreciate them. I know that it has always been incredibly special when I've received an item from someone I knew who passed away. 2. Have you ever been mistaken for somebody famous? If so, who? I've never been actually mistaken for anybody famous but I've often been told I look like people... Mena Suvari was one of them and my best friend thinks I resemble Katie Holmes but they're all lies! I'd rather be unique-looking. 3. Favourite day of the week and why? Friday is my least favourite day of the week because the kids at school are incredibly restless and ratty by then. Saturday definitely takes the cake for obvious reasons. 4. Have you ever been arrested or in trouble with the police? What for? Can't say I have. I've never even gotten a speeding fine or traffic infringement! 5. What's the very first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? Put clothes on and make coffee/ tea. 6. Three things that you always carry with you: Car keys, a pen, lip balm. __________________