I can eat tuna/fish salad, but only when I'm broke enough to have to get stuff at the dollar store instead of the two dollar ketchup.

1. What was the last thing that you learned?

The last thing I learned was how to build an effective campaign. I knew a little about it before but we went into a deeper detail about it.

2. Do your friends listen to the same music as you?

Yes only because I listen to a little bit of everything so there are some things that we do listen to that are the same.

3. What's the most embarrassing thing you've seen someone do?

I was at the bus stop two months ago and this lady must have needed to **** really badly. She just hiked up her dress and dropped a deuce right outside. I don't even think that's embarrassing, I feel like she just had a mental illness and needs assistance.

4. Describe a nightmare that you remember.

Most of my nightmares end up being chasing dreams but the last nightmare I remember was this crazy guy chasing me that had a scarf half covering his face and every time that he eventually caught me. He would start slicing up my arms, legs and chest with a straight razor. I would feel the intense pain and then the chase would start all over again. It ended up happening four or five times before I was fed up and decided to wake myself up. If too much bad **** is happening to me when I'm dreaming I can wake myself up because I come to realization that it isn't real and I want the bad stuff to stop. In this one, I kept trying to find the time but it was always blurry and not clear. It was my token to wake me up but I just couldn't find a device that was working and displayed the time. Once I eventually did, I woke myself up.

5. If you could a erase a musician from music history who would it be?

Thom Yorke!!!

6. What's the worst food you've ever eaten?
Okra and fried Okra is even worse. Trying to pretend it's something that it's not.

I hate Okra and the slimeyness...bleh


Yeah I was going to ask about that. Also, I can admit that egg salad is a bit rough especially if you don't like the smell of boiled eggs but it's not that bad. I prefer not to make just egg salad. I rather put the egg into the potato salad than have it by itself.

Deej, re: #3 - reminds me of something I saw at a bus stop once. Basically a special needs man picking up dirty, rain soaked half eaten food off the floor/out of a bin and eating it.

Germany has two kinds of potato salad, one with mayo and one without, but it seems only the terrible one with mayo reached America. You poor bastards. The other one is amazing.

Nope, there are three different kinds in America. One with mayo, one with mustard and Amish Potato Salad which I can't even tell what's the difference between Amish Potato Salad and regular one. I think the Amish one is slightly sweeter but I don't know if they do something else with it.

So yeah, looks like you don't have the good one.

I don't know, the GF makes a killer potato salad. She uses mayo, but she also uses bacon and some other stuff that has been some kind of family recipe for ages. There's rarely any leftovers with that, and at family functions, you have to get some on your plate early or you won't get any cuz it's gone.

You need to include a disclaimer that you live in the midwest.

We have better food?

You people like all kinds of gross food.