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Do you remember the first time you were drunk? What happened?

Two cans of Carling in a park, not wrecked but that's the first time I felt the effects of alcohol.

You can live in any place in the world, where is it?

Somewhere with decent weather. I love England but ****ing hell.

Tell us a joke

What do you tell your wife when she has two black eyes? Nothing, you've told her twice already.

Ketchup - cupboard or fridge?

Cupboard.

Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?

I think a bear would. Lions aren't on it.

Name one bad habit you have

I like to clear my nostrils in the shower :)

Truer words were never spoken.

Do you remember the first time you were drunk? What happened?

i mixed peppermint schnaps with ice tea and then went and got a hair cut. After the hair cut i vomited in the parking lot.....it was horrible

You can live in any place in the world, where is it?

Brussels, Belgium

Tell us a joke

A penguin takes his car to the shop, the mechanic says "it'll take about an hour to check it out" The penguin sees there is a Baskin Robins across the street and heads over for some Ice Cream. The penguin orders a cup and just dives right in cause he's got no hands, getting ice cream all over his face. The penguin returns to the shop and the mechanic says "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says "oh no....that's just a little ice cream."

Ketchup - cupboard or fridge?

Mustard

Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?

Too many christians not enough lions and bears

Name one bad habit you have

i smoke

Great minds?

Do you remember the first time you were drunk? What happened?

I stole some vodka from the pantry at like 13. Wasn't drunk drunk, but tipsy enough.

You can live in any place in the world, where is it?

In a movie theater

Tell us a joke

Orange you glad I didn't say banana

Ketchup - cupboard or fridge?

Wherever as long as it's not in a glass bottle.

Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?

I feel like most people will undervaluethe bear, but those mother****ers are scary as ****.

Name one bad habit you have

Heroin.

Do you remember the first time you were drunk? What happened?
I think I was 14. A few friends and I got into a bottle of extra dry gin at a sleepover. I'm not sure how drunk we actually got but we certainly were acting a little silly. No pillow fights but innocent kissing may have occurred.

You can live in any place in the world, where is it?
Japan, so long as I could speak the language. I'm greatly intrigued by the culture.

Tell us a joke
"Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It’s a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs."
Thom Yorke

Ketchup - cupboard or fridge?
Fridge..? Potentially spoiled food/condiments freak me out.

Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
A bear for certs, but the lion/lioness would put up a good fight.

Name one bad habit you have
Day drinking.

Pics or it didn't... oh, wait...

I've been waiting to see if Chula's penis would log in and make a comment about that, but I'm sure that'll deter him, bat.

I know it's Sunday, but I don't even give a shit.

1. Are there any genres that you have tried to get into on various occasions, but just can't for whatever reason?

2. You decide to go see a live show, and you have the option of seeing one of two bands that are playing that night. The first is exceptionally skilled at playing their instruments, but have very little showmanship and style. The second group is not as skilled as the first, but is known for crazy and visually exciting performances. Which would you go see?

3. Have you ever choked during an important moment before?

4. Do you have a favorite and least favorite music video?

5. Is there anything that you wished more MB members were into?

6. One day, you happen to run into a clone of yourself. After the two of you cautiously circle each other, you put aside your fears and come to the realization that a choice must be made... Fight or fuck?