The Saturday 6-Pack

~~MicShazam~~ · 01-20-2018, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I once broke a Game Boy Advance by headbutting it.

I wish there was a GIF of that. Some moments shouldn't be lost forever.

Lucem Ferre · 01-20-2018, 03:32 AM

1.) How do you deal with aging? (Or the idea of aging, if you're a young whippersnapper)

Horribly with terrible anxiety to remind me everyday.

2.) What's the dumbest thing you've lost your temper (or angry-cried about) over?

I have hypersensative hearing, or hypo, I forget which. So just stupid sounds and things like that will set me off.

3.) What is something you'll likely always be somewhat bitter about no matter what?

Hopsin comparing doing meet and greets to slavery. Dude made more money off of them than I would make in multiple years doing a job wear I busted my ass every day and had blisters on my hands and feet. All he had to do was talk to his fans.

4.) What is the last thing that sent you into a hysterical laughing fit?

Me and my friends were making fun of Batman Returns for being a horrible movie. Cause first off why the **** would they get Micheal Keaton to play Batman? His most noticeable feature is is ****ing lips. The only thing the bat suit does not cover is the lips so they get the guy with the most recognizable lips to play him. We all know it's you in the suit, Keaton, with you're permanent blue steel pose.

Anyways, what would send me on a laughing fit was seeing him glide down or tight rope in. IDK why, it's just funny as hell to see.

5.) What is something small that someone can do or say (or give) that can significantly or at least moderately improve an otherwise terrible day?

Usually just make me laugh or something. Some times it's just being around certain people can bring you up.

6.) What's the creepiest encounter you've had with a stranger (in real life)?

I don't know the creepiest. I get a lot of strange encounters. Dude named Andy one time came up to the bus stop with a 24 pack of beer and gave me and somebody else I work with some cans and talked with us. He was wearing a skull mask and had this punk rock jacket on, had long hair and sounded like he crawled out of Wayne's world. He asked me if I got any tattoos. I said no, then he's like, "look at my tattoos" then lifts his sleeves up to show his gaping scars. As in, the looked like open wounds and opened up but I saw no blood or flesh. I told him that he had a great artist. Funny guy though.

One time I walked home with this kid who claimed pyru because he didn't want to walk alone because he'd been raped recently.

Another time I was walking behind this dude who just kept screaming GOD.... WHO... ARE... YOUUUUU he was kinda flipping out so I asked him if he was Okay and he said something I forget then after walking away he caught up to me and apologized and explained to me how he came from Africa to America and how he had witnessed a man decapitate his mother. Cool guy. He was homeless.

I think the strangest or creepiest is the time this dude tried to rob me at gun point. I'm not sure how long he followed me for because I had huge ass head phones but he had to throw rocks to get my attention. I know he kept doing it for while because I was ignoring them until they were hitting the back of my feet because he was nice enough to not try and hurt me with the rocks. I turned around and he held a gun up at me told me to give him all my money. I lied and said I had no money. He said he'd shoot me, he's not ****ing around and I told him he'd shoot me for nothing and end up with no money because I have no money. Then he asked for my chain. Now, my chain has an inverted cross with white Jesus on it and the chain it's self is rusty and not worth ****. So I just flat out said, "I'm not going to give you my ****ty chain!" He accused me of wearing blue, which is kind of insulting because I never wear blue, then I told him he was mistaken asked him what set he repped. It was a Nortenos. That's one of the Mexican gangs that nut hugs the MS13. I told him most of my friends are Damu. He gave me daps then wandered off into the moonlight and I went straight to the gas store just to spend the money that he did not get. He became the butt of my jokes for a while. My boss at work was like, "You didn't call the cops? What if he tried to rob a little old lady?" And I was like "You know damn well he wasn't going to try it again after he failed the first time." And he asked me if I need a few days off because he's had plenty of people in the past come in crying because they were traumatized by it and I told him "I'm not the one who needs counseling, he's the failed robber!" To which he told me that I do need counseling regardless. I never got counseling.

Edit: Actually, I was wrong. The last thing that sent me into a laughing fit was this.

GunmouthGrace · 01-20-2018, 03:44 AM

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Lucem Ferre · 01-20-2018, 04:09 AM

1] Do you know how fiat currency works and how it screws over the messes?

Yes and I don't care.

2] Did you know that taxation is theft?

Maybe only since you don't really have a choice, but really you are paying for the services you government provides that I'm sure just by making this statement you take for granted.

3] What is your favorite childhood memory?

I don't have anything that stands out.

4] Do you think that flu vaccines, with their nasty adjuvants, harm your body, or help it?

Typically help, but you never know what they can be putting in them. I've heard Bill Gates mention vaccines in his speech about population control to prevent global warming.

5] Are you always 100% truthful with your doctor about what "drugs" you take?

I don't have a doctor.

6] Who do you think will win the 2020 U.S. Presidential election?

Last election I knew Trump would win. I was telling everybody he would win. I don't think he will win against who ever is running in 2020 for the Democratic party. I told people he'd be voted in because he perfectly reflected the average American. I think we are shifting and growing and by that time our sheepish rallying for sensationalized causes will kill his second term. He will rise because of idiocy and fall to a completely different type of idiocy which will hopefully bring something better.

Chiomara · 01-20-2018, 04:57 AM

1.) How do you deal with aging? (Or the idea of aging, if you're a young whippersnapper)
I wear copious amounts of sunscreen and have odd beauty rituals.
I construct numerous alternate daydream universes to retreat into but also simultaneously obsess over how I will deal with the inevitable crumbling of my ego and defense mechanisms.

2.) What's the dumbest thing you've lost your temper (or angry-cried about) over?
On halloween this past year I made a Princess Bubblegum costume, and had this amazing and super long curly pink wig from amazon. I underestimated how difficult it would be to make my hair lay flat (or even fit entirely) under a wig cap. No mater what I tried, the wig wouldn't lay quite right, and the bangs kept covering my eyes so I had a pitiful little teary stomping tantrum (oftentimes stomping right into the wall due to the whole bangs issue) before finally giving up and just leaving my hair down underneath the wig in a low ponytail.

3.) What is something you'll likely always be somewhat bitter about no matter what?
My mom giving away (without consulting me or letting me figure out my new living situation first) my beloved cat Henry shortly after I first moved out years and years ago. I still miss him horribly, to the point where I'll start sobbing and browsing Petfinder.com if I dwell on it too much. (Obviously there's more traumatic things I'm bitter about but I can't talk about those publicly)

4.) What is the last thing that sent you into a hysterical laughing fit?
Some of you might remember my dream I posted about Billy Joel hiding in my chimney-- I was thinking about my dream and I thought, "Billy Joel just doesn't seem like the type who would slither around in a chimney like some sort of folktale creature. Willem Dafoe seems more like the type." and I started laughing really hard at the thought of this, but then I was suddenly overcome with guilt and shame for a moment, as if merely thinking that had hurt Willem Dafoe's feelings which sent me into a cackling fit again.

5.) What is something small that someone can do or say (or give) that can significantly or at least moderately improve an otherwise terrible day?
Giving me food (even dollar store candy, it doesn't matter) and doing something stupid and fun/active with me. Sending me links to terrible youtube AMVs or making me a short playlist. Taking me to a diner late at night to commiserate with me over cheese fries and discuss conspiracy theories.

6.) What's the creepiest encounter you've had with a stranger (in real life)?
So many. So many. I can't remember the creepiest right now because I've experienced so many.

OccultHawk · 01-20-2018, 05:55 AM

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So many. So many. I can't remember the creepiest right now because I've experienced so many.

Tell some stories

OccultHawk · 01-20-2018, 06:46 AM

How do you deal with aging? (Or the idea of aging, if you're a young whippersnapper)

You don’t deal with aging; aging deals with you. “Even children get older” I remember being scared about what a chunk I had already taken out of life when I turned ten. I still think a decade is a substantial chunk of life. For me probably 1/6 or so. The book Denial of Death drilled it home harder. I’m not just being meloncholy when I say there is a lot of comfort in death. It surprises me that so many people are very optimistic about science that significantly delays death and aging. You would just stay the same mediocre you.

Death is the most self-apparent obviously understandable phenomenon in nature. It’s very startling to me that so many people believe in an afterlife since death is so commonly observed. We know exactly what it is yet we still pretend it’s something different. The reality is literally NOTHING to fear. I don’t mind dying because dying is all. Life is the process of dying. Ironically, life is ****ing scary.

2.) What's the dumbest thing you've lost your temper (or angry-cried about) over?

Maybe I’m not mature enough to reflect on myself critically but I’m drawing a blank.

3.) What is something you'll likely always be somewhat bitter about no matter what?

Being abused as a kid and being abused again as a worker.

4.) What is the last thing that sent you into a hysterical laughing fit?

Two or three years ago one of my middle school students showed me one of those corny YouTube clips and it tickled my funny bone so hard I couldn’t teach the rest of the lesson. I ultimately hated that job so much but some of those kids were the coolest. So many of them suffered so much already in life. Dad MIA. Mom in jail. Grandma dying. Like almost all of them had stories like that. Unbelievable.

5.) What is something small that someone can do or say (or give) that can significantly or at least moderately improve an otherwise terrible day?

Fix me a sandwich.

6.) What's the creepiest encounter you've had with a stranger (in real life)?

I met a woman through the personals back before the internet. Our sex escalated to s/m stuff and then got really bloody. It was all consensual and I was just as creepy but damn it was a boundary pusher. There were other probably creepier but that’s a good one for story time.

Akai · 01-20-2018, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

and then got really bloody.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 01-20-2018, 06:55 AM

wait wait wait OH was a school teacher

na

no way

OccultHawk · 01-20-2018, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

wait wait wait OH was a school teacher

na

no way

Yeah

I kept it a secret on here until I quit

I was even tenured

01-20-2018, 03:44 AM	#7233 (permalink)
GunmouthGrace blah Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Earth Posts: 327	. Last edited by GunmouthGrace; 07-19-2022 at 08:01 PM.

01-20-2018, 04:57 AM	#7235 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	1.) How do you deal with aging? (Or the idea of aging, if you're a young whippersnapper) I wear copious amounts of sunscreen and have odd beauty rituals. I construct numerous alternate daydream universes to retreat into but also simultaneously obsess over how I will deal with the inevitable crumbling of my ego and defense mechanisms. 2.) What's the dumbest thing you've lost your temper (or angry-cried about) over? On halloween this past year I made a Princess Bubblegum costume, and had this amazing and super long curly pink wig from amazon. I underestimated how difficult it would be to make my hair lay flat (or even fit entirely) under a wig cap. No mater what I tried, the wig wouldn't lay quite right, and the bangs kept covering my eyes so I had a pitiful little teary stomping tantrum (oftentimes stomping right into the wall due to the whole bangs issue) before finally giving up and just leaving my hair down underneath the wig in a low ponytail. 3.) What is something you'll likely always be somewhat bitter about no matter what? My mom giving away (without consulting me or letting me figure out my new living situation first) my beloved cat Henry shortly after I first moved out years and years ago. I still miss him horribly, to the point where I'll start sobbing and browsing Petfinder.com if I dwell on it too much. (Obviously there's more traumatic things I'm bitter about but I can't talk about those publicly) 4.) What is the last thing that sent you into a hysterical laughing fit? Some of you might remember my dream I posted about Billy Joel hiding in my chimney-- I was thinking about my dream and I thought, "Billy Joel just doesn't seem like the type who would slither around in a chimney like some sort of folktale creature. Willem Dafoe seems more like the type." and I started laughing really hard at the thought of this, but then I was suddenly overcome with guilt and shame for a moment, as if merely thinking that had hurt Willem Dafoe's feelings which sent me into a cackling fit again. 5.) What is something small that someone can do or say (or give) that can significantly or at least moderately improve an otherwise terrible day? Giving me food (even dollar store candy, it doesn't matter) and doing something stupid and fun/active with me. Sending me links to terrible youtube AMVs or making me a short playlist. Taking me to a diner late at night to commiserate with me over cheese fries and discuss conspiracy theories. 6.) What's the creepiest encounter you've had with a stranger (in real life)? So many. So many. I can't remember the creepiest right now because I've experienced so many. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

01-20-2018, 06:46 AM	#7237 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	How do you deal with aging? (Or the idea of aging, if you're a young whippersnapper) You don’t deal with aging; aging deals with you. “Even children get older” I remember being scared about what a chunk I had already taken out of life when I turned ten. I still think a decade is a substantial chunk of life. For me probably 1/6 or so. The book Denial of Death drilled it home harder. I’m not just being meloncholy when I say there is a lot of comfort in death. It surprises me that so many people are very optimistic about science that significantly delays death and aging. You would just stay the same mediocre you. Death is the most self-apparent obviously understandable phenomenon in nature. It’s very startling to me that so many people believe in an afterlife since death is so commonly observed. We know exactly what it is yet we still pretend it’s something different. The reality is literally NOTHING to fear. I don’t mind dying because dying is all. Life is the process of dying. Ironically, life is **ing scary. 2.) What's the dumbest thing you've lost your temper (or angry-cried about) over? Maybe I’m not mature enough to reflect on myself critically but I’m drawing a blank. 3.) What is something you'll likely always be somewhat bitter about no matter what? Being abused as a kid and being abused again as a worker. 4.) What is the last thing that sent you into a hysterical laughing fit? Two or three years ago one of my middle school students showed me one of those corny YouTube clips and it tickled my funny bone so hard I couldn’t teach the rest of the lesson. I ultimately hated that job so much but some of those kids were the coolest. So many of them suffered so much already in life. Dad MIA. Mom in jail. Grandma dying. Like almost all of them had stories like that. Unbelievable. 5.) What is something small that someone can do or say (or give) that can significantly or at least moderately improve an otherwise terrible day? Fix me a sandwich. 6.) What's the creepiest encounter you've had with a stranger (in real life)?** I met a woman through the personals back before the internet. Our sex escalated to s/m stuff and then got really bloody. It was all consensual and I was just as creepy but damn it was a boundary pusher. There were other probably creepier but that’s a good one for story time. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html